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Song Parodies -> "On the Forklift"

Original Song Title:

"Back That Azz Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Juvenile

Parody Song Title:

"On the Forklift"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

For those that know how to operate a forklift
Girl the foreman is an ass, yeah, he’s bad, yeah
Make a worker spend his weekend, yeah, his Saturday
Workers frown when he pass, yeah, they mad, yeah
You get a write up if you’re late, yeah, with one minute yea
You could smoke and grab a bite, yeah, on your lunch break
Got a signal I can flash, yeah, to back up
I'ma over timer worker, yeah, blow the whistle, yeah
A hard hat filla, yeah, graveyard workin, yeah
I be slangin' pallets, yeah, off the truck, yeah
Let it be understood, yeah, it's all good, yeah
Got a worker driving hard, yeah, on the yard, yeah
A smooth little pull, yeah level the forks yea
You try to do a trick, yeah, on the forklift
You claimin' you want the pallet jack, that ain't shit, yeah
The boss man with the money, yeah, don't act funny, yeah
Got workers that he’s observing, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah

Girl, you looks good, when you’re on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift
Grab the big pallet when you on the forklift
No! What are you playin wit? On the forklift
Girl, you looks good, won't you on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift
Grab the big pallet when you on the forklift
Girl, what are you playin wit? On the forklift
Girl, you looks good, won't you on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift

You are a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah
Make a worker have to grab that, with the pallet jack
I'm sweatin' lots of bullets, yeah, hard and long, yeah
Got me working like a dog, yeah, till I get off, yeah
We clock out we go home, yeah, that for sure, yeah
It’s messing with my nerves, the boss a jerk, yeah
I know the workers know, yeah, and it show, yeah
But a worker got a union, yeah, I'm ‘bout to call, yeah
Fresh talkin’ shit, yeah, bein’ a bitch, yeah
We be living cheap, yeah check to check, yeah
Them titties sittin' nice, yeah, I want to bite, yeah
They could write me up, yeah, for harassment
Want to bring it to the back door, yeah, get on the forklift
Knock this bullshit out, yeah, get it out the way
When the forks get stuck, yeah, bend them low, yeah
Then you run it in the hole, yeah, and let me know, yeah

Girl, you looks good, when you’re on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift
Grab the big pallet when you on the forklift
No! What are you playin wit? On the forklift
Girl, you looks good, won't you on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift
Grab the big pallet when you on the forklift
Girl, what are you playin wit? On the forklift

I know you can't stand it, dick boss man
Done laughing, see your drawers hanging
Work till we get it all, till the whistle blow
Put the pallet on the wall and I push it forward
Workin' kinda sucks, but I need the money
Grab the stick in the middle move that
Big handle pallet jack, and another, chick
We’ll be done by the mother lovin' summer chick
Eating on a pudding pack? Look at dat
I love a yellow hard hat, that's a fact
You'se a forklift operator girl, quit it girl
You’se a worker, a worker, worker, that hard hat girl

Girl, you looks good, when you’re on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift
Grab the big pallet when you on the forklift
No! What are you playin wit? On the forklift
Girl, you looks good, won't you on the forklift
You'se a fine mother trucker, won't you on the forklift
Grab the big pallet when you on the forklift
Girl, what are you playin wit? On the forklift

Now now now now now
After you take it off the truck
Then wha-wha-what, drop drop it now it’s broke
Now after you take it off the truck
Now, wha-wha-wha-what drop it now it’s broke
Now drop it now it’s broke, drop drop it now it’s broke
too much weight make you drop it now it’s broke
Wobble-dy Wobble Wobble-dy Wobble
Drop it now it’s broke, drop drop it now it’s broke
Drop it now it’s broke, drop drop it now it’s broke
Ha
Wobble-dy Wobble Wobble-dy Wobble

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