Song Parodies -> "Ben Stiller"

Original Song Title:

"Painkiller"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Ben Stiller"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

He’s cast as a dumbass
Saw his pork and beans
He is the stupid actor
In “Something about Mary”

Works with Owen Wilson
His comedy is dire
Watched “Night at the Museum” (Burnt my eyes!)

Hate that guy… Ben Stiller!!!
Makes me whine... Ben Stiller!!!

That film that’s named “Zoolander”
Made me have to heave
Had another guy that I despise
Will Farrell (Such a geek!)

Through all his flicks I’ve slumbered
“Dodgeball” made me feel
A kick in the nuts that just won't heal

Loathe that dude… Ben Stiller!!!
He's so crude… Ben Stiller!!!

GROAN!!!!

Bugs me with his Gaylord Focker
Name for cheap laughs, that's my hunch
To make things worse they shot a sequel
Foreskin flies into their lunch

(During the guitar solo play the “Tropic Thunder” trailer)

He hasn’t won an Oscar
Kids Choice Awards he saves
And plans to pay a smelter
To get the trophy that he craves

Most flicks I have rejected
There’s one I kinda like
“Mystery Men” was funny (I won’t strike)

That’s the man… Ben Stiller
Heard no laughs… Ben Stiller
What’s his deal? Ben Stiller
No appeal… Ben Stiller

GROAN!!!!

Anchorman… Ben Stiller!!!
Films are crap… Ben Stiller!!!
With Vince Vaughn… Ben Stiller!!!
Constant yawns… Ben Stiller!!!

Ben, Ben… Stiller, Stiller
Ben, Ben… Stiller, Stiller

Can’t stand that Ben Stiller!!!

LAME!!!!

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Agrimorfee - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artitrsy) High laugh factor in just the title switch alone...The song structure made it look real simple how you cataloged the movies. Personally, I thought Zoolander was good, and Tropic Thunder ok...he should stick with satirical movies.

Rex - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Since "Something About Mary" is the only Stiller movie I've seen, I can't relate to a lot of the references, but good writing.

bobpiecheese - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I've seen two and a bit films with Stiller: Mystery Men (awesome), Night at the Museum (pretty good) and most of Heavyweights (he was the villain!). Nice writing, but it's hard to really appreciate a slam on something I personally like. 555 anyway.

Red Ant - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Great title switch, but not having seen a lot of BS movies, I didn't pick up on some of the funnier lines. Pretty good though.

Here's a link you might like:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ben_stiller_should_star_in_every_movie

Below Average Dave - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Um, I have seen the movies Matthias, and not only do I disagree, but your slam didn't really include any examples as to why these movies or his acting suck, it was turned into a Ben Stiller list parody with some hate lines thrown in, sorry, not my favorite by you.

garythenotrashcouger - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment

funny sh*t

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