He’s cast as a dumbass
Saw his pork and beans
He is the stupid actor
In “Something about Mary”

Works with Owen Wilson
His comedy is dire
Watched “Night at the Museum” (Burnt my eyes!)

Hate that guy… Ben Stiller!!!
Makes me whine... Ben Stiller!!!

That film that’s named “Zoolander”
Made me have to heave
Had another guy that I despise
Will Farrell (Such a geek!)

Through all his flicks I’ve slumbered
“Dodgeball” made me feel
A kick in the nuts that just won't heal

Loathe that dude… Ben Stiller!!!
He's so crude… Ben Stiller!!!

GROAN!!!!

Bugs me with his Gaylord Focker
Name for cheap laughs, that's my hunch
To make things worse they shot a sequel
Foreskin flies into their lunch

(During the guitar solo play the “Tropic Thunder” trailer)

He hasn’t won an Oscar
Kids Choice Awards he saves
And plans to pay a smelter
To get the trophy that he craves

Most flicks I have rejected
There’s one I kinda like
“Mystery Men” was funny (I won’t strike)

That’s the man… Ben Stiller
Heard no laughs… Ben Stiller
What’s his deal? Ben Stiller
No appeal… Ben Stiller

GROAN!!!!

Anchorman… Ben Stiller!!!
Films are crap… Ben Stiller!!!
With Vince Vaughn… Ben Stiller!!!
Constant yawns… Ben Stiller!!!

Ben, Ben… Stiller, Stiller
Ben, Ben… Stiller, Stiller

Can’t stand that Ben Stiller!!!

LAME!!!!