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Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Fish Picker"

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The Lyrics

Take yourself back to Season 9, fellow MST3K fans. You all know what scene I'm referring to...
*drum and guitar intro*

Celluloid disaster
Stumbles 'cross the screen
"Hobgoblins" is lambasted
By one man and two machines

Awful music number
Earns the riffers' ire
Don't know what they name the song they try...

Sounds like it's "Pig Sticker"
Or is it "Pig Licker"

Lyrics are all garbled
Just make out the beat
The singer sounds like what he says
Is what the guys should eat

The scene drags on forever
Club Scum is the scene
Song still won't divulge on what it means...

Servo heard "Swiss Knickers"
Crow made out "Iced Chicken"


Duller than the scenes in "Manos"
Lamer than "The Screaming Skull"
Mumbling like the singer had no
Teeth and had cheeks full of gum...

*long, absolutely hypnotic guitar solo*

Beehive hairdo woman
Adds to all the strange
And all this had gone on
Before this film goes deranged

The scene goes all confusing
When hobgoblins arrive
Grenades and one dude blow Club Scum sky high...

Mike had thought "Pig Liquor"
Then they chose "Fish Picker"
What's it mean? "Fish Picker"
Useless scene "Fish Picker"

It was dubbed "Fish Picker"
This was the "Fish Picker"
It was dubbed "Fish Picker"
This was the "Fish Picker"


*shorter guitar solo* Picker...

*drum outro*


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