Sittin in the gas stasion by the ice cream machine
Waitin for the clerk to go refreash his hygiene
They were playin my favorite song
And it is called Headstrong
And I could tell it woudn't be long until he had to go pee, yeah pee
And I could tell it couldn't be long until he had to go pee singin

This is what I stole
Graba bag a chips and a juice box, maybe
This is what I stole
Steel another lime and microwave chili

Ouw

The clerk came back and hit me with all the blame
Said "You stole merchandice" but this was my claim
I said "Your fault you left me alone
Now you don't got proof of your own."
He tried to show me the footage of me yeah me
Little did he know of the disabled movie singin

This is what I stole
Vanilla ice cream, half gallon baby
This is what I stole
Cheese, crackers and candy

Cuz I stole the fishbowl
The soft drinks and counsole

I stole all it on my own
And the clerks cell phone
Then I pointed out that he was crazy
he said I was phsyco I said "No, just hazy"

Singin This is what I stole
A gallon of milk and a mini hoagy
This is what I stole
Grab a backpack come steel with me
This is what I stole
A pack of napkins and a 2 liter pepsi
This is what I stole
I can of peanuts and a bottle of iced tea

This is what I stole
A green washcloth and pads for rugby
This is what I stole
A pair of rubber gloves and a little spongy

This is what I stole
A pack of MnMs and a gummy wormy
This is what I stole
A teen magazine and a jar of jelly