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Song Parodies -> "The Pardon"
Original Song Title:
"The Middle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Eat World
Parody Song Title:
"The Pardon"
Parody Written by:
Jeremy Otto
The Lyrics
Hey, don't plead guilty just yet
It's only in your head you have no case
Or have no plan
Just hire the best, hire everyone you can
And chances are you'll get off if you hire
Johnny Cochrane
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
Hey, you know the justice system's lame
You know you're lucky your an NFL star
Or some other pro
Bribe the judge
Yeah, say you didn't kill
It doesn't matter if your plea seems fake to the status quo
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
Hey, don't hang your head down yet
It's only in your head you feel hated and understood
Just lie your best, lie about everything you can
And don't forget to sell the movie rights; the money's good
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
It's only in your head you have no case
Or have no plan
Just hire the best, hire everyone you can
And chances are you'll get off if you hire
Johnny Cochrane
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
Hey, you know the justice system's lame
You know you're lucky your an NFL star
Or some other pro
Bribe the judge
Yeah, say you didn't kill
It doesn't matter if your plea seems fake to the status quo
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
Hey, don't hang your head down yet
It's only in your head you feel hated and understood
Just lie your best, lie about everything you can
And don't forget to sell the movie rights; the money's good
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
It just takes some crime
Little putz you need a little alibi
Every charge every charge will be just fine
Every charge every charge will be alright alright
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