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Song Parodies -> "Why Cloning Yourself Might Not Be A Good Idea"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Kay"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jill Sobule
Parody Song Title:
"Why Cloning Yourself Might Not Be A Good Idea"
Parody Written by:
Starlette Victory
The Lyrics
Many times throughout my high school career, I have considered the idea of cloning myself, especially when I have a bunch of stuff to do and not much time to do it in. However, what if this impossibility came true and my clone became obsessed with taking over the world?
{Narrator}
Starlette V has got it bad
And no one understands
She can't keep her to-dos down
There's always someone around
She can't ever close her eyes
And she hardly feels alive
Cos she's working like a pack mule...
Because life is hazy, Starlette 2
Before 1 goes crazy, Starlette 2
Starlette 2 had an idea
On the first day of practice
Said, "The world just really sucks.
So let's go make a difference."
She kind of scared the other girls
With her domineering words
They'd never seen Starlette so powerful
Scarier but better, Starlette 2
In Starlette's school sweater, Starlette 2
Starlette 2
The school, then the nation...
World domination....
[Starlette Victory}
Damnation!
{Narrator}
Starlette 2 was on the run
With the Pep Club and a gun
She didn't know she was the star
As Feds came up behind the car
[Starlette Victory]
Now in her orange jailbird suit
I watch on channel 2
She worked better in my living room
{Narrator}
Experiment gone bad, Starlette 2
It was a good idea, Starlette 2
When your world gets hazy
Don't go cloning-crazy
Failed clones are amazing, Starlette 2
Starlette V has got it bad
And no one understands
She can't keep her to-dos down
There's always someone around
She can't ever close her eyes
And she hardly feels alive
Cos she's working like a pack mule...
Because life is hazy, Starlette 2
Before 1 goes crazy, Starlette 2
Starlette 2 had an idea
On the first day of practice
Said, "The world just really sucks.
So let's go make a difference."
She kind of scared the other girls
With her domineering words
They'd never seen Starlette so powerful
Scarier but better, Starlette 2
In Starlette's school sweater, Starlette 2
Starlette 2
The school, then the nation...
World domination....
[Starlette Victory}
Damnation!
{Narrator}
Starlette 2 was on the run
With the Pep Club and a gun
She didn't know she was the star
As Feds came up behind the car
[Starlette Victory]
Now in her orange jailbird suit
I watch on channel 2
She worked better in my living room
{Narrator}
Experiment gone bad, Starlette 2
It was a good idea, Starlette 2
When your world gets hazy
Don't go cloning-crazy
Failed clones are amazing, Starlette 2
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