You saw me eat your cheese
Then chased me out of view
Left your French fries on my desk
Wanna eat those too, you know I do

You've got food but you won't give
It to me, it makes me miffed
Pour your sauce all over me
And I'll sprinkle every drop here on my cheese

I wanna eat your hamburger
And chicken nuggets with all white meat
Ten thousand fries we can order
Is that so much for you to eat?

Cause from the moment that I saw your buns
And started writing all these stupid puns
I swear I knew
I wanna eat your hamburger

Whoa oh oh

My mind fails to understand
What my stomach wants me to do
And I'd eat a whole darn cow
And your burger too
And that would do

I've always been taught to diet
And I never thought I'd fall
Be at the mercy of fast food
I've never been
Now I only want to eat a banquet hall

I wanna eat your hamburger
And chicken nuggets with all white meat
Ten thousand fries we can order
Is that so much for you to eat?

Cause from the moment that I saw your buns
And started eating junk food just for fun
I swear I knew
I wanna eat your hamburger

Whoa oh oh oh oh!

In my life I've learned that dieting never pays
No oh oh oh
Let's eat this now before it's stale like yesterday
Whoa oh
Cause when I'm eating there's nothing else that I would ever want to do
I'm breathing for the next drop of gooey ketchup and French fries too

I wanna eat your hamburger