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Song Parodies -> "Drogon"

Original Song Title:

"Gaston"

Original Performer:

Jesse Corti & Richard White

Parody Song Title:

"Drogon"

Parody Written by:

Himarawi

The Lyrics

Daenerys' biggest dragonkid has issues but is a badass.
Gosh, it's depressing to see you, Drogon
Having long gone from the show
I think your two brothers quite miss you, Drogon
Though they did not (unlike you) as much grow
It's true that no one's as dreaded as you
They know that you're death from the sky
You've eaten sheep and young farm girls too
They're terrified and we know why

No one soars like Drogon
No one roars like Drogon
No one feasts upon men and wild boars like Drogon
For there's no other creature as fearsome
You brought those poor shepherds despair
Between you and Rhaegal and Viserion
You are Momma's own mount when she takes to the air!

No one's scales' like Drogon
No one's tail's like Drogon
No one breathes red-hot blazing flames like Drogon
Like Balerion, yes I'm quite intimidating
A Targaryen's beast is that Drogon!

With fiery jaws
And taloned wings
Drogon's the greatest
And all the rest stinks!

No one strikes like Drogon
No one fights like Drogon
No one takes a 'Dracarys' in stride like Drogon
For there's no one as fiery and feisty
I've got bad attitude and to spare
I once threatened to bite my own mommy
And boy did I give her one heck of a scare!

No one flies like Drogon
No one bites like Drogon
No one rips apart enemy knights like Drogon
I'm especially good at incinerating
My, what a sight, that Drogon!

When I was still small I would perch on the mast
Of the ship that my mother would sail
Now I am this big she can ride on my back
For I'm roughly the size of a whale!

No one's big as Drogon
No one's feared as Drogon
Sometimes even Daenerys can't get near Drogon
In my teenage years I was temperamental
There's no other drake like Drogon!

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CML - June 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Gonna have to get the Muse in gear ..... Thrones is coming!!

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