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Song Parodies -> "Clean Our Mess"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Original Performer:
Jerry Orbach/Angela Lansbury
Parody Song Title:
"Clean Our Mess"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
This song is so ripe for parody i decided to make one of my own
(Messy Guy 1)
Ma cher maidomoseille, it is with great sadness and deepest regret that we're paying you tonight. But this place has gotten too bad, we cannot live in there, so we kindly request you clean up - our mansion
Clean our mess
Clean our mess
Don't be nervous, don't be stressed
Well this mansion is a mess and we
Will see that you don't rest
Suits on floor
Full of dust
Clean them very well you must
It's good that we have 10 kitchens
Since we never wash the dishes
Clean the stains
Off my pants
After all, miss, I'm a man
And the girls all leave for reasons you can guess
Go on get out your vacuum
Clean up fast and start soon
Clean our mess
What a mess
Clean our mess
Keep it cool
Please don't roar
When you see what's on the floor
Of a room we hardly use
Now just you wait 'til you see more
You are so
Highly paid
Nonetheless you are afraid
That the money isn't enough
For have much you have to clean up
We drink beer
We drink wine
And we spill it all the time
And the floor's in awful shape
From getting wet
Come on and use your mop
Since I am such a slob
Go clean our mess
Uncle Fest-
Er's quite white but I digress
Clean our mess
Clean our mess
Clean our mess
We felt jubilation
Twenty-one, no obligations
We both got an awful lot from a rich aunt
Why'd we get the place guess she was loony
Or wanted to irritate our dad
2 weeks we've been right here
And been making a pigsty here
Eating pizza pies, not taking out the trash
The mess I detest but it's a hassle
To clean up and I'm lazy
That's why you must do some maiding
(Maid)
What a mess
What a mess
I'm sure I will ruin my dress
And my clothes ain't free you know
So that will cost you more not less
Filthy shirts
Dirty sheets
I think I'll be here for weeks
So my kids will need a sitter
And more money for their dinners
See the cost
Rising high
It is up to six oh five
And that's just for the day you two messy pests
This is a long hard job
To clean up for you slobs
Who made this mess
What a mess
What a mess
What a mess
(Messy Guy 2)
It's a mess
It's a mess
Understand that your request
Is a ton and we can surely find someone
To work for less
Pack your bags
Just get out
Rather have an unclean house
Than have you clean out our wallets
Yes I know this
Place is squalid
But soon it
Won't matter
We will sell this place, yessir
And we'll buy a smaller house and maid service
And if you had been hired
We would say, "you're fired"
Leave our mess
Leave our mess
Leave our mess
Don't clean our mess
Ma cher maidomoseille, it is with great sadness and deepest regret that we're paying you tonight. But this place has gotten too bad, we cannot live in there, so we kindly request you clean up - our mansion
Clean our mess
Clean our mess
Don't be nervous, don't be stressed
Well this mansion is a mess and we
Will see that you don't rest
Suits on floor
Full of dust
Clean them very well you must
It's good that we have 10 kitchens
Since we never wash the dishes
Clean the stains
Off my pants
After all, miss, I'm a man
And the girls all leave for reasons you can guess
Go on get out your vacuum
Clean up fast and start soon
Clean our mess
What a mess
Clean our mess
Keep it cool
Please don't roar
When you see what's on the floor
Of a room we hardly use
Now just you wait 'til you see more
You are so
Highly paid
Nonetheless you are afraid
That the money isn't enough
For have much you have to clean up
We drink beer
We drink wine
And we spill it all the time
And the floor's in awful shape
From getting wet
Come on and use your mop
Since I am such a slob
Go clean our mess
Uncle Fest-
Er's quite white but I digress
Clean our mess
Clean our mess
Clean our mess
We felt jubilation
Twenty-one, no obligations
We both got an awful lot from a rich aunt
Why'd we get the place guess she was loony
Or wanted to irritate our dad
2 weeks we've been right here
And been making a pigsty here
Eating pizza pies, not taking out the trash
The mess I detest but it's a hassle
To clean up and I'm lazy
That's why you must do some maiding
(Maid)
What a mess
What a mess
I'm sure I will ruin my dress
And my clothes ain't free you know
So that will cost you more not less
Filthy shirts
Dirty sheets
I think I'll be here for weeks
So my kids will need a sitter
And more money for their dinners
See the cost
Rising high
It is up to six oh five
And that's just for the day you two messy pests
This is a long hard job
To clean up for you slobs
Who made this mess
What a mess
What a mess
What a mess
(Messy Guy 2)
It's a mess
It's a mess
Understand that your request
Is a ton and we can surely find someone
To work for less
Pack your bags
Just get out
Rather have an unclean house
Than have you clean out our wallets
Yes I know this
Place is squalid
But soon it
Won't matter
We will sell this place, yessir
And we'll buy a smaller house and maid service
And if you had been hired
We would say, "you're fired"
Leave our mess
Leave our mess
Leave our mess
Don't clean our mess
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Excellent work,,,good job
Yeah, very nice job. Good vocabulary.
Nice one, TD: quite a few good ideas, which you need to keep a song this length going, and well executed.
Well done, Man
"Annoyances of Life"
Wow - a lot of work went into this one. Good job, Ethan.
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