1! 2! 1 2 3!
(instrumental)
Honey I was at the store and they all ran out of oranges
Actually they had some, but they were all fake (but they were all fake)
Dental flosses pay the bills because there's a new Chuck E. Cheese
Don't like the new Chuck E. he sounds like a pimp (he sounds like a pimp)
QUACK!
Ducky Chuck. E is so stupid
Actually I hate him because he is too small yeah
Crappy Slappy oh no (pee pee)
He's coming here OH NO!
HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP!
(instrumental)
Millions of little kids can't hate him cause of kindness
I'll need Pikachu to replace the mouse (to replace the mouse)
I ain't gonna make it rain, "money charms" aren't real
MANY DAYS I HAVE TO DIE! Using Thunderbolt! (using thunderbolt)
Thank you
Ducky Chuck E. is a dick now
I broke my computer f*** what to do now
Crappy Slappy little b**** (uh oh)
I need a new laptop please
Ducky Chuck E. has some warfare
Soon I'll say, "Hey can I get a new gun now?"
Crappy Slappy cash and pizza (yum yum)
That's the coolest thing ever
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU!
(spoken) Let's go!
All the adults, are so upset!
Now we'll split up into two groups
One will kill the mascot
One will eat the pizza!
Then we'll out our tokens and coupons in
Make animatronic shows
Play games, win prizes,
AND RULE THIS RESTAURANT! WAHOO!
D-U-C-K-Y C-H-U-C-K CHUCK E!
D-U-C-K-Y C-H-U-C-K CHUCK E!
D-U-C-K-Y C-H-U-C-K CHUCK E!
D-U-C-K-Y C-H-U-C-K CHUCK E!
(song ends)