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Song Parodies -> "Vaccinated"

Original Song Title:

"Insensitive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jann Arden

Parody Song Title:

"Vaccinated"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

So I'm perusing my Twitter feed and cannot help but notice that Jann Arden is bragging about getting boosted with that same vaccine which is neither safe or effective. As such, I could not help myself with having to post a song from her repertoire. Wouldn't surprise me if the original lyrics apply to Jann from her position.
(Verse 1)
How do you make a face, muscles are out of place?
How can you walk upright, legs can’t keep up the pace?
How can you join a sport, when you collapse so soon?
How can doctors practice when they, don’t try to change their tune?

(Chorus 1)
Oh, now the truth is all shown
After travellers have not flown*
By the pharma exec’s tale
Hit with a massive fail

Get offended when you ask
The still wearing of that mask
While showing off your psychosis
That’s the life you live
On how to be vaccinated
Vaccinated
Vaccinated

(Verse 2)
How do you have a job, after your boss says so?
How do you clot that blood, your vessels restrict flow?
How do they show the facts, when SADS is all the rage?
How can you bear a child, when getting, boosted makes you engage?

(Chorus 2)
No, you probably have bad memory
As a guinea pig accessory
When you’re told just what to do
And never tried to think it through

I’ll be a slave, I’ll have no life
I’ll lose some friends, I’ll lose my wife
But Trudeau all you have+
It’s our life we live
On how to be vaccinated

(Guitar Solo Break)

(Chorus 1)
Oh, now the truth is all shown
After travellers have not flown*
By the pharma exec’s tale
Hit with a massive fail

Get offended when you ask
The still wearing of that mask
While showing off your psychosis
That’s the life you live
On how to be vaccinated
(How to be) vaccinated
(How to be) vaccinated
(How to be)
* = I'm focused on Canada as the last holdout for air travel when it came to mandates. + = I'm sure you can switch Trudeau with Newsom on this line. They are trying to emulate each other, imo.

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