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Song Parodies -> "Freaks"

Original Song Title:

"Scream"

Original Performer:

Janet and Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Freaks"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Michael Jackson)
They say, “Go to the circus
To hear ladies scream
Or just hide like hermits
So you are not seen”
My face hangs down
I shoot in Botox
So my youth rebounds
And critics are shocked

(Janet)
Peek in the shower
You see what you like?
But tell me it’s wrong
At a Super Bowl game night
You swear you’re pure souls, but-a
You search me online
I’m one sexy singer
Cause I’ve aged just like wine

(Michael)
We’re on news stations and they called us both a freak

(Janet)
Called us both a freak!

(Michael)
You claim that I’m a Pedo and then claimed R. Kelly

(Janet)
If Paris Hilton flashes they all just heave a sigh

(Both)
We’re starting controversy that’s what made us famous
Don’t call us a freak
Not as strange as you think
More news stories leak
(Michael: Gave some boys ice cream)
Stop accusing me!
Before you let me speak
Not blaming N*Sync
(Janet: Justin’s from Backstreet)

(Micheal)
I’m not a felon
With boys I don’t play
It’s just a delusion
Cause moms are afraid

(Janet)
The censors are all fools
Because Britney brought more shame
When she flashed us her cooter
A nipple’s just not the same

(Micheal)
It’s an illusion but they still call us a freak
I’m Jesus Juicing little boys it what they think
(Janet)
You see that Justin got away with this just fine
(Both)
We hatch some controversy because we… are… famous
Stop pestering me!
Because I’m not a freak
(Michael: Too much surgery!)
(Janet: Gave you a wet dream!)
Stop making me shriek!
Cause my nerves have grown weak!
Starstruck at the peak
(Michael: No little league teams!)

(Switch on the TV to see herself on the news)

(Janet)
Though I’m hot
The police gave me bras
Said “Wear this or bikinis Ms. Jackson”
Wardrobe malfunction was my show’s dysfunction
Caused a disruption
(Michael)
Quite an Eruption

(Michael)
Fox News delusions they broadcast turns us to freaks
Our fans are booing, We’re despised to the extreme
(Janet)
You lose your clothes and every wife will criticize
(Both)
From Memphis to New Jersey people will berate us!
Stop pestering me!
(Michael: I sure miss my monkey!)
Stop pestering me!
(Janet: Not bad as it seems!)
Don’t call me a freak
(Michael: These hair flames make me shriek!)
Don’t want your critique!
(Michael and Janet: Our fame went down the drain!)
Stop pestering me!
(Janet: That pesky FCC!)
Stop pestering me!
(Michael and Janet: Please be a bad dream!)
Don’t call me a freak
(Michael: My ranch was sold for cheap)
Our albums are antiques!
(Michael and Janet: We need to blow off steam!)

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Invisible Boy - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
A fabulous slam of two very deserving subjects...
Below Average Dave - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Uh. . .echo IB, I'll leave a more in depth comment on the Janet Jackson voting comment though, 5's are a given though
Mark Scotti - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic Bashady!
Agrimorfee - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Its just harder to make JJ as a freak than it is with MJ. Well-timed, given his recent announcements about his London concerts ---anyone else agree that there is a substitute person there????
Rex - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Freakishly good work. !
Jeff Reuben - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
JJ's a freak, just in a different (and better) way! Nice job!
bobpiecheese - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) From one angle it seems like a slam, but from another angle it seems like you're defending them. I saw it more as defending them, but I'm almost certain you're trying to slam them. Whichever way I can see it, it's 555 for you!
Below Average Dave - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) LOL Jeff, yeah even I think Janet is a beautiful woman. I don't find Janet as annoying as you do Matty, but I found this funny turning the song on them. You kinda rushed the pacing, and a had a few lines that threw me off (I'm not sure what N'Sync, or Backstreet had to do with where they were mentioned, and "claimed R. Kelly" didn't make sense as worded) those things aside, I really liked the defensive stance you gave them, which makes a lot of sense since it is them singing it, and you really worked hard on making Janet fit the song (she just doesn't do as many insane things as Michael)

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