Tiger
Is done with Sergio
He treats him like a golf ball
I turned
The television
To NBC to watch it
It was all tied up again
When Garcia played seventeen, and
Tried to beat the master

Only a disaster
He'll never win The Masters

He says
"I'm not gonna lie
Tiger's not my favorite
He's not
The nicest guy on tour
And that's ok man
I don't like him anyway"
He says
"I'm going back to Spain when I win this championship
Just a couple more holes"

Then hits the ball haphazard
It's a water hazard

He gets mad
And he starts to whine
Takes a swing but he can't hit!
He just needs a par
He just don't know
How to come about it

He goes
To the tee at eight-
Teen, with no chance to catch up
Before
He gets his driver out
He pulls that glove out
Of his pocket

Woods says
"I'm always number one
You won't know how that is
Hate the game, don't hate the player!"

"You'll only hit it in the water!
It's going in the water!"

Players
Players