She follows me around 24/7
To her I'm from heaven
I'm the one thing on her mind
Whether I'm standing,lying or walking
She is always there,stalking
To her I'm always lookin' mighty fine
She'd like to feed me mozarella
Cuz I'm her and only fella
She's crazy,but she doesn't realize
She collects my underwear
Old clothes and fallen hair
I can see the lunacy in her eyes

She's just a crazy girl
It's some kind of casualty
Follows me around frequently
If I go away,she'd hurl
She watches me happily
From her bedroom balcony
She's manic

But I told her she should stop
That I don't like her, no, I do not
She cried after I said what I had to say
I like some other chick
And she called me a stupid d*ck
But she still likes me,all the same
She said "If I can't have you,
No one can!
Cuz you're my one and only man
For your di*kery you will pay
And everyone you like I will slay!"

I shat bricks at that place
When I saw her loony face

She's just a crazy girl
Now she is my enemy
She found her some weaponry
Her brain's in some kind of whirl
She killed my whole family
And my ex Stephanie
She's manic

I shat bricks at that place
When I saw her loony face
I shat bricks at that place
When I saw her loony face

She's just a crazy girl
And now she's after me
Wants us both dead for eternity, yeah crazy, oh
What's the matter with you,woman?
You are nuts,you're a crazy girl
And now I'm dead!