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Song Parodies -> "Vertigo Insanity"

Original Song Title:

"Virtual Insanity"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Vertigo Insanity"

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The Lyrics

Oh… no-ho… darn…

I keep spinning ‘round
(Gonna vomit!)

I cannot stand and I must crawl
But it’s not due to alcohol
This is hell these dizzy spells that come at random moments
And my illness makes me trip that bugs me
Stumbled on my toes
If I skip
Then I’ll trip
Fall and break my hip
And no doctor’s going to fix my dizziness
But wobbling all the time it makes me pissed
See red and blue lights, and then I’m cursed
See, Whaa… That white line I cannot heel-step
I give this excuse, but he has seen that Hitchcock flick
It stinks to have to live with…

Fractures caused by Vertigo Insanity
I always… tumble
Over my shoe and land on my ass
Relatives tripping, It’s in my genealogy
Come help me off the ground
I will never look renowned

Dude, my brain is always in a spin
Which is why my other knee got skinned
On floors I slip, it’s my demise, my clumsiness is fate
Lord, I am no runner, nor just a hiker
That’s too wild
I just walk and sway
Every brain surgeon I would pay
To not have constant dismay
To walk a staircase with no infliction
Whoa- it’s in my brain
I swear that I’m not on cocaine!
There has to be some kind of
Healer who can keep this controlled

Stumblers caused by Vertigo Insanity
These headaches are huge
All these @ssholes seem to laugh
I stagger, clumsy, fell on your lap, apology!
I’m stepping like I’m on a boat
This illness has got my goat!

Yeah, I totter all around
It’s like I’ve been drinking rounds
But it’s just Vertigo Insanity
With a dizziness normality
Still this room has no pads
I am not crazed yet

Oh yeah
It blows yeah!

Hooters rocks with Vertigo Insanity
You’re seeing double
So that’s twice as many t*ts
It’s harmless? Hardly!
But fixed with some psychology
My temples always pound
And I wind up on the ground


With my Vertigo Insanity, I’m falling down
I must look strange, yeah
Fate has made me walk this way
And I must crawl on
Far too dizzy, man
Darn Vertigo Insanity
Tilt-A-Whirl ride everyday
I might barf if this keeps going on
Cause its Vertigo
Vertigo Insanity it makes me woozy, damn
I can’t handle it
This Vertigo Insanity is what it is

See blurs thanks to Vertigo Insanity
It’s shaky, awkward
For balance all things I must grab
I’m boozeless, Drinking’s the last thing I need
I’m looking like a clown
This disease makes me frown

Tripping- Vertigo Insanity
Falling- Vertigo Insanity
Stumbling- Vertigo Insanity
Dropping- Vertigo Insanity
Slipping- Vertigo Insanity

Vertigo Insanity is what I’m dealing with…

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 13

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 4   2
 5   9

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Agrimorfee - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Matty, I think you and I hit someone's nerves today. Pretty good parody here, IMHO.
Guy - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Matt - Hope you get some help for this condition - turn that "veritgo" into "vertigwent". Interesting concept on a parody and it kind of takes all the fun out of it when it is not caused by alcohol. It made me dizzy just reading it. Don't know if these 5's will help the ailment but it couldn't hurt - take three fives and call me in the morning.
Mark Scotti - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC05UV - Dizzy and very informative!!!
Leo Keough - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC(5)_U/V This could start a whole new dance craze!!!...555!!!
bobpiecheese - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) This is your second 'scared-o-heights' parody, and I'm glad that it doesn't rehash old gags and instead takes a whole different angle on the lesser-seen topic. Congrats, 555!
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I like how, when looking for material about vertigo Matty, your mind went straight to hooters - love the "vertigo insanity" pun, and if Kim Novak had ever read this she would've been your eternal plaything - 555
Melanie Lee - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever idea. However, I had a hard time following this, and the pacing in places seemed rough. Cute but no real laughs for me. 4-4-4.
Below Average Dave - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Well written, I did have a few tumbles reading it though on the pacing end, but good idea to an under-represented song/artist, who I myself have taken on twice
Red Ant - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Melanie. The Hooters chorus was cool, the rest a bit random, but I guess vertigo would cause that. Security code is ZNY - I guess that's "zany". =)

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