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Song Parodies -> "Alcohol Mixology"

Original Song Title:

"Virtual Insanity"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Alcohol Mixology"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
Ooooh-ah-heh ooh

What are you drinking

Mix it for ya

Man, I saw that Nude Beach you mixed so small
But didn't put no rum at all
Funky smell
It don't taste swell
Hate your Margaritas
and I don't want Fuzzy Navel no more,
That Peach Schnapps is old
Strawberry, Martini or a Daiquiri

and nothings gonna teach you how to fix
The way you screw up each and ev'ry mix
and your blender is getting really dirty
Is that orange juice you just dumped right in
oh you gotta know that it's tomato juice that belongs in that Bloody Mary

Read up, Learn It
Alcohol Mixology
Always, Green Cream
If you make an Irish Shamrock
First whiskey, Cherries
Finally add some cold Ice Cream
Oh these mixes can be found
On all of the sites around

And I'm careful when folks ordering
Gotta carefully listen
On the rocks
means they want ice, when that drink gets made
and If they hate vodka, Cosmo won't be ordered
It's our job
Make it right for pay

They want to drink it right away
White Russian and some Chardonnay
Do it right, 'cause they can tell what's missing
That Mud Slides lame, and your Long Island is kinda tame
There's something missing in your drinks, you need to be told

Blend It, Pour It
Alcohol Mixology
Always, mess up
When you make a Kamikaze
You need some lime juice
and a bit of Triple Sec
Now hear that blender sound
and that taste they want is found

Now it's world renowned
Your mixes have become profound
You mastered Alcohol Mixology
Go get that Bartender Bachelor's Degree
Your drinks were so bad
Now it's tasting really rad

Oh Yeah
It Kicks Yeah


Mix It, Pour It
Alcohol Mixology
Now Lime in, Orange Juice
Go 'head and make your own brand
Just Blend It, Ice It
Then make me Sex on the Beach
Oh now it will be downed
Word got across the town


(in the background: Mixing in. . .Alcohol Mixology repeats a few times)

Now them drinks that you're mixing
You knew it all along but
You were so scared bro
You know there, there is nothing worse than
A bland mix man
That is even worse than hangovers Man


Alcohol Mixology, that's what we are doing
Tastes alright
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LilRum-N-Ho - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there, Missouri RumRunner !! Careful with your Rum runnin' ways, Sir !
Matthias - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, you've got this underage drinker's vote! Great idea to a hard song to come up with ideas for.

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