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Song Parodies -> "The Mayans Were Right"

Original Song Title:

"The Water is Wide (Traditional)"

Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"The Mayans Were Right"

Parody Written by:

Terry Conch

The Lyrics

The Mayans were right
The world is over
North Pole blew up
Mount Rushmore's five

Dick Clark's no more
And no Santa, too
No 60-inch
For Cousin Kyle

You think, 'Bullshit!
Show me the receipts
You're loaded!' Please!
Ain't had no drinks

No Bicardi
Or Jack Daniels gin
My TV's not
On Adult Swim

The White House vanished
The Louvre is fine
All milk's turned sour
Oh, no, the Louvre

Ebert looks like mold
Psy dances 'old'
Explodes away
Like Bieber do

Too late to abort
On the count of two
The world shall go
Op' Gangnam Style
I madeja look!
Those Mayans lied

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