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Song Parodies -> "Frosty Sugar Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Chocolate Salty Balls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Isaac Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Frosty Sugar Balls"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Chef's got great balls, I've got great balls...
Two tablespoons of vinegar;
And three or four egg whites.
A half a stick of butter, melted...
Stick it all in a bowl, baby;
Stir it with a silver spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour;
You'll get up there real soon.

Hey everybody, have you tried my balls?
They're sweet and minty and white.
If you ever get depressed, try them out;
My balls are like dynamite!

Ooh! Suck on my frosty sugar balls;
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my frosty sugar balls;
They're packed full of nutrients,
And good for you.
So suck on my balls!

A quarter cup of menthol extract,
And another of peppermint.
Then throw in twelve squares of almond bark,
And one teaspoon vanilla.
Butter the cookie sheet
To make sure my balls don't stick.
Then preheat the oven to four hundred,
And slip those balls in quick...

Hey everybody, have you tried my balls?
They're sweet and minty and white.
If you ever get depressed, try them out;
My balls are like dynamite!

Ooh! Suck on my frosty sugar balls; (Sugar balls!)
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my frosty sugar balls;
They're packed full of sweetness;
Frosty flavor!
Suck on my balls!

"Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Could swear someone's hair's burning...
Well, that's no concern of mine,
Long as my man gets in on Friday.
Toots, you better get back in the kitchen,
'Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion...
Aw man, sweetie...
Sweetheart... You just burned my balls!
Oh no, my balls are smoking!
Lord have mercy, girl! My balls are burning!
Get me some water, pour some water down here!
My balls are burning! Oh my goodness!
Now blow on them! Blow 'em out! Do something!"

Ooh! Suck on my frosty sugar balls; (Sugar balls!)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! "They're on fire, honey!"
Ooh! Suck on my frosty sugar balls; (Sugar balls!)
"Put 'em out darlin', blow on 'em!"

"Whoa!"

Suck on my balls, darlin'!
Suck on my balls, sweetheart!
Suck on my blazing frosty sugar balls!
Come on, honey... Woo! Woo!
Suck on my balls!
...but we've got the greatest balls of them all!

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