The folks are well-drawn with surreal techniques
In Toon Town
They're cute animals--pug noses and beaks
In Toon Town
Fluttery birds, fly by and say "Tweet!"
Come ride in the cab, "hey, this ride is so sweet!"
And look over there
Bugs and Mickey now share
A quick gag, these stars will take you so far
When you visit Toon Town
You can't wear a frown
But in Toon Town I'm runnin'
In Toon Town, no funnin'
In Toon Town, refusin'
To kiss my... worst nightmare!

I saw Droopy, true, but not Scooby Doo
In Toon Town
Somehow, we knew, Eddie Valient passed through
In Toon Town
The coyote named Wile E., will buy what Acme sells
He knows something, but he will never tell
Aw shit, I'm falling,
To Jesus start calling,
I bounce, don't fall apart
Newton's Laws have no part in Toon Town.

Later in Toon Town, there'll be a showdown
Always in Toon Town, bad guys are blown down
And in Toon Town, I'm learnin'
In Toon Town, gut churnin'
In Toon Town, I'm turnin'
Into a... Toon Goon there!

In Toon Town, Roger
You're gonna see some stars!
Just don't drink at the bar
Now we can go---shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut, shave and haircut
And a haircut, a haircut, a haircut,ppppplease! (TWO BITS!)
In Toon Town, in Toon Town, Eddie, in Toon Town, Eddie! In Toon Town, Eddie!
(ad lib etc.)