Song Parodies -> "Randy (Marsh)"

Original Song Title:

"Candy"

Original Performer:

"Randy (Marsh)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My second South Park parody written for an Artistry round. My last one was about Eric Cartman and was for the Alice In Chains round back during Artistry 1...

It's a snowy mountaintown in Colorado
He's Stan's daddy
Chugging down 20 beers
Randy, You are insane

Obsessive, obsessive 'bout poop and sports
Pledges for farts you can hear him in court
Founded a team, The Sarcastaball league
Grew massive balls for weed

Randy, Randy, Randy
Your mind's kinda slow
Heard your wife's loud taunting screech
Sharon says "No"
Randy, Randy, Randy
Faps to cooking shows

Nuts and lazy
Randy's zany

"You might not be a great dad, Stan is stressed
When you're drunk, Fight and shout there
At his ball game"

You turned Metro when that Queer Eye was on
Got glued to Warcraft, Lost Guitar Hero songs
He's pretty bright a geologist by trade
He just won't use...
His brain...
His brain

Randy, Randy, Randy
Took the largest load
Had some strife while on TV
The N-Word flows
Randy, Randy, Randy
Can't say that you know!

Mind is hazy!
Not too brainy!
Randy's dandy!

Randy, Randy, Randy
That Blockbusters blows
Bought the store and went crazy
You're seeing ghosts
Randy, Randy, Randy
Head's so empty!

Randy's brandy...
Randy's shandy...

Randy!
Randy!

Randy, Randy, Randy
I sure love your show
Every week I'm going down
To South Park, Bro!
Randy, Randy, Randy
You are such a dope!

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Agrimorfee - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well done tribute. I havent seen the show regularly since 2008, so many of the references are lost to me, but it was smart of you to write Kate Pierson's verse in the POV of Sharon Marsh.. I definitely could imagine the late Mary Kay Bergman sweetly warbling this. I gave 545 here, but regretted it as soon as clicked it...this is really a 555.

Abbott Skelding - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment

I'm in the same "haven't watched South Park in a good long while" boat as Grim, but this was still really funny stuff. The pacing was pretty spot on and was a great tribute to my second favorite SP character (behind Butters)

Max Power - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment

It's funny how Randy have gotten insane compared to the earlier seasons, maybe Cartman was right about him hitting the bottles. I think the whole thing started in 1999 and later on he seem to slipped.

bobpiecheese - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I haven't seen that much of Sout Park, but I've read a fair bit on it, and this parody seems to accurately sum up Randy's character. 555!

Blaydeman - January 15, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I'm a huge fan of South Park so I loved the choice of topic. Randy MArsh is a ridiculous character primed to be made fun of. You nailed a lot of his biggest blunders and that made me laugh a lot, but someone who doesn't watch the show wouldn't get the same nostalgic reaction that I did, but for me personally, I really enjoyed it!

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