I roam the isles just as they planned
Baptized in yellow for my ancient land
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
I vindicate and cleanse the store of jacked prices!

For many years, I've walked among you
Through the halls of toys and food
Prices fall, sales begin, as I see fit
I devour cents of those that pose a threat!

I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!

I bide my time dropping prices
With costumes that always differ
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
For your crimes on our kind you all will die!

I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!

Forged in the sacred Cent -
"Forget his pay
For the whole month
At the first hour"

I am your anti-Price!
I am the grocer's buy!
Born of the Cent and Dollar!
I will devour, I will divide!

Dollar signs rage in my eyes
Cents will fall like rain this night
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
I vindicate and cleanse the store of jacked prices!

I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!

I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!