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Song Parodies -> "Orangy Fingers"
Original Song Title:
"Boney Fingers"
Original Performer:
Hoyt Axton
Parody Song Title:
"Orangy Fingers"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
I've licked my fingers more than I'd have hoped to
And I've wiped my hands all over this old sofa
Everytime I eat them I get colored greasy hands
But maybe I've had all that I can stand And I'll stop it
Maybe I've had all that I can stand
Dip your fingers in the chips
What do you get?
Orangy fingers
Orangy fingers
Well I've snacked so much that I think I'm gonna blow up
And I've licked so much that I know I'm gonna throw up
Everybody run because I don't think I can shake it
And I don't think that I'll ever make it to the restroom
I don't think that I'll ever make it
Dip your fingers in the chips
What do you get?
Orangy fingers
Orangy fingers
Dip your fingers in the chips
What do you get?
Orangy fingers
Orangy fingers
And I've wiped my hands all over this old sofa
Everytime I eat them I get colored greasy hands
But maybe I've had all that I can stand And I'll stop it
Maybe I've had all that I can stand
Dip your fingers in the chips
What do you get?
Orangy fingers
Orangy fingers
Well I've snacked so much that I think I'm gonna blow up
And I've licked so much that I know I'm gonna throw up
Everybody run because I don't think I can shake it
And I don't think that I'll ever make it to the restroom
I don't think that I'll ever make it
Dip your fingers in the chips
What do you get?
Orangy fingers
Orangy fingers
Dip your fingers in the chips
What do you get?
Orangy fingers
Orangy fingers
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I'm tempted to read this parody - tasty one.
Feed the Seagulls by your hand what will you get? BONEY FINGERS BONEY FINGERS
Cheetos (TM) and nacho cheese Doritos (TM) are among the worst for leaving orangey stuff on the fingers. Sometimes even soap and water won't get the hands clean! Thus, I've learned to keep a few foil-wrapped mini wipes handy!
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