Dan Aykroyd: *singing*
Well Abott had his pal Costello.
Crosby and that Bob Hope fellow.
But mister, you're in luck.

You got a friend who's charm never fails.
For comedic timing i'm your man.
Hi ya John, my name's Dan.
You've got the brows, the moves.
All you've got to do is call on me, champ.
And I'll say

Mr Belushi, sir.
What may I help you up with?
Let me hear em, share some ideas.
Jot them down.
You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your rendezvous.
And we make comedy.
C'mon tell me what ideas you have.
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on friendship.
We're together, we're closer.
Like brothers, you might say.

I'll share my ideas with you.
You share yours with me.
How about a duet, blues brother?
Try some of my jokes.
So you can work off me.
Let's rock and roll together, Dan.
You ain't never had a friend like me


Do you know anyone who can do this?
Do you know anyone who can move like this?
Do you know anyone who can sway like this?
Do you know someeone who can go boom?
Well, looky here
Do you know a guy who can go bang?
And make everyone in the audience cheer?

So don't just sit there John, my man.
I'm here to be your bestie and answer your prayers.
Yes, sir you've got me certified.
You got an Aykroyd for all your affairs.

We could help each-other out.
Show what you've got, I really wanna know.

You got a lot of ideas in that mind no doubt.
Well, all you gotta do is call me like so.
Mr Belushi, sir...how am I help and assist you?
I'm here to help, and i'm your man.

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!