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Song Parodies -> "Jump The Fence"

Original Song Title:

"Jump Around"

Original Performer:

House of Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Jump The Fence"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

This is a poke at the racial stereotypes of Mexicans and Mexican-Americans. I personally do not feel this way, but this could possibly let others see how ridiculous these stereotypes are by puttuing them all together.
(Verse1): Pack the cup. Grab the kids
Let us begin
Going to LA
But how we gonna get in?
We won’t take a slacka
Rather take an alpaca
Gonna jump the fence
But what we do afta?
So eat a burrito
Look a mosquito
My blood, he is stealin’
That I am not feelin’
Gonna see America
That is where I’ll burry ya
But not now, I’m sorry, don’t mean to scare ya
We are almost there
Hijo comb your hair
We need to look like we belong there
But that’ll be rough
Cuz there is ten of us
My wife and my kids
Plus my mom and my pops

(Chorus): Hey no offense, Hey no offense
But we are here to jump the fence
Jump the fence
Jump the fence
Run! (repeat 16x)

(Verse 2): We’ll run as fast as Usien Bolt
Look immigration, this is getting old
Word to me moms
I like to sing songs
Got more beans than Willie Nelson’s got bongs
Just like a small clown car
We pile in
We need to get a job
Maybe fix your garden
Cuz I got six kids
And you got a sweet life
If u dock my pay
I’ll pull out my knife
Cuz of you duel, you’re a fool
Cuz I duel to the death
Then I’ll quit
And your plants will take their last breath
But I got mouths to feed
I better pull some weeds
Get little from work but
It’s what my family needs


(Chorus): Hey no offense, Hey no offense
But we are here to jump the fence
Jump the fence
Jump the fence
Run! (repeat 16x)

(Verse 3): I farm all your crops
Pick fruit from the tops
But when you eat our food
Man it keeps you on the pot
You kick us like it’s Ju-Do
You don’t love us like Menudo
Tryin’ to play us off
Like we’re all bad dudes, oh
We ain’t stealin’ your jobs
We don’t do that son
Do you wanna blow your own leaves
Man you’ll never be done
Jump up up and down
Then start runnin’ around
Hide in a bush, look up
And you’re on home ground
They’re comin’ to get us
They’re comin’ to get us
Jump in the rio
It’s time to get wetta

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