Sack 'em up, sack 'em in
Bubba pulls the shrimp in
I run to win
Bully Jen, that's a sin
I won't mess my brace up
LBJ, you better back up
Try to play my role and Lieutenant Dan will act up
Redneck, Cracka
Don't mess my civil rights up
If you get the feeling give your lava lamp a lightbulb

Vietnam's a funk fest, hippies live to protest
Anyone tryin' to punk Jen
I'll make 'em clean my oven
Wore 'em, walked in 'em
Yeh, leg braces are for junkin'
& I eat more chocolates than a redneck be lynchin
Idjit, Simpleton
Dem names just leave me scratchin, wonderin
Runnin for my life
Left dem rednecks in the dust so I could get me a wife

My name's Forrest Gump
I took all my lumps
I came to gump down
So drop all ya chocolates, gump around
Gump up, gump up, and get down

I'll serve up ya ass
'Coz I'm the ping pong pro
If I see Jen's boyfriend, I'm smackin the 'mo
Word to ya moms, I came to mow lawns
I follow more orders than a retard's got Downs'
I shake power palms
& just like the Mongoloid Son, I've relearned
Anyone high-steppin on mines will get burned
'Coz I got connections, my friend, you ain't got none
The Kennedys, LBJ, Ford, Carter, Nixon

So if you come to ping pong, bring a wig wam
If you do, you're the fool 'cause I play to the death
Try and make me miss the ball and you'll run outta breath
Look, I gots the skills, come gets ya fills
'Coz Bubba's servin up shrimp that'll clean out ya gills
Stupid is as stupid does
So go ask the fuzz
If they never met a southern boy
Who didn't _uck his cuz
You better keep it in a glove, boy!

My name's Forrest Gump
I'm outta my slump
I came to gump down
So bust up ya braces, gump around
Gump up, throw up, and get down

Got Jen pregs off her legs, now we're both Moms and Pops
Now Bubba Gump's my company, and I'm the chief hogg
Or better yet an orchestrator
Like Tommy Hilfenager
Or that Abercromby Fitchy guy mud wrestlin with his neighbors
'Coz I ain't going out like no butt munch
Sold the shrimpboat to investors then we grabbed power lunch
Drove up and around, sold out my town
Turned the levee into rowhomes
So I could watch 'em all drown

I'm comin to sell ya, comin to sell ya
On a dumb boy makes good story
& it ain't about Elvis...

Yo, dis be dedicated
to GW Bushwack
Go grab ya nutsack, punk...