See the clown over there
See what he wears
Lookin like a bear
And he has some sexy hair
We gotta go to movies
Cause man he looks so groovy
Standin by the kids and sipping on his chocolate smoothie
White pants, blue shirt
Over a black mini skirt
Red nose on his face and he looks so great
He is a 15, what a big hunk
Yo, I wanna zip his fly
And then i'll use his hair comb
Looking, drooling
His ass is ruling
And I wanna get with him and do some sexy spooning
I am gay
Sure nuff so is he and hes looking at me
In a real pretty way

Hes gonna bend down, Hes gonna bend down
So i'm walking up to hump the clown
Hump the clown, Hump the clown, Hump the clown,
Hump it til his face turns brown
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I go up to him and tell him he glows
Not to fear bacuase he looks like a ho
He felt weird, I became so feared
He smacked me til I lost half of my beird
I was heartbroken to know that he was straight
Cause us together was my obvious fate
He was gonna be my good little hun
But when I approach him he gets his shotgun
Theres still a few more, I see one to the left
I gotta find one clown before I drool to death
I walk to him, his name was Jim
I went into him like a giovani rim

Hes gonna bend down, Hes gonna bend down
So i'm walking up to hump the clown
Hump the clown, Hump the clown, Hump the clown,
Hump it til his face turns brown
Hump, hump,Hump, hump,Hump, hump,Hump, hump,Hump, hump,Hump, hump,Hump, hump,Hump, hump, hump hump

I told him hes hot, and he was on pot
Cause he got excited and grabbed my crotch
It was such a good time
This clown was so fine
We got married and moved on to better times
A gay marriage was our biggest wish
A big river and we were the two big fish
A big big white clown, and a little tiny hound
Together we are said to be the couple that you dread
We're living together, living together
Since I humped him my life has been better

Hump the clown, Hump the clown, Hump the clown,
Hump it til his face turns brown
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