I remember once upon a time
When MTV played good music
The stuff that wouldn't make you sick
And cool new videos every day

But nowadays when I tune in
I only seem to get Carson Daly
Can't help but feel like they've failed me
I watch sometimes and hope it'll play
Some good tunes, but it never does!

I'm so sick of TRL
I hope they rot in Boyband Hell

Fans line around the block and soon
A thousand stupid people are screaming
The cretins always competing
For a thirty-second spot on TV

One more crappy song and then
Another lousy segment with Britney
This show is driving me crazy
It cuts off your brain
Please turn off MTV, goddamn you!

I'm so sick of TRL
I hope they rot in Boyband Hell
Am I sick of TRL
I hate 'N Sync and Korn as well

I'll never get this scene
Can't fight the teen pop machine
It all appears so dumb
The songs all suck but they don't mind
And Ben Folds and Sublime
They're getting no airtime
It hurts my mind
It hurts my mind

Let's destroy a Backstreet Boy CD
'Cause this show makes me so angry
It comes across so lamely
I'm tired of hearing "Pop" by 'N Sync
Man, they stink

I hear the masses shouting and
I swear to God I hear their minds dying
Their brain cells all atrophying
The tastelessness and the shallowness, it's such a mess, WHOA!

I'm so sick of TRL
I hope they rot in Boyband Hell
Crap music on TRL
Limp Bizkit sucks, and J. Lo as well