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Song Parodies -> "Don't Play Pocket Pool!"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Be Late For School"
Original Performer:
Hard Candy
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Play Pocket Pool!"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More silliness of a male nature ;-D
Some guys think it's really cool
To in their jeans, work their tools
While looking at pretty girls
But I think they are just fools!
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
They're perverts that like to drool
Never grew-up from High School
They work their shafts and balls too
In this sport there are no rules!
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
They're such gross public displays
Moving their joysticks in that way
Juggling balls every way
Fantasizin' 'bout Anne Hathaway!
(or Mila Kunis anyday)
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
Go rent a porn DVD
Go and read a magazine (Hustler)
Hey dudes, are you listening?
Pocket pool is so obscene!
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
Don't mess with the family jewels!!!
To in their jeans, work their tools
While looking at pretty girls
But I think they are just fools!
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
They're perverts that like to drool
Never grew-up from High School
They work their shafts and balls too
In this sport there are no rules!
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
They're such gross public displays
Moving their joysticks in that way
Juggling balls every way
Fantasizin' 'bout Anne Hathaway!
(or Mila Kunis anyday)
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
Go rent a porn DVD
Go and read a magazine (Hustler)
Hey dudes, are you listening?
Pocket pool is so obscene!
Don't play pocket pool!
Hey dudes, it's NOT cool
Don't act like stupid fools
Don't play pocket pool!
Don't mess with the family jewels!!!
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Good one! I myself have never played pocket pool, preferring instead pocket billiards or, when I'm really in the mood, pocket shuffleboard.
Good advice!
Thanks guys. I did this one late... I think I might write about masturbating to images of Polynesian women next ;-D
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