Ooh... Ooh-ooh... Ooh... Ooh... Ooh...
Yeah

There are so many occupations that just bite
But my career here is a blast
When I'm blue I'll replace some lights
And I have the knack to polish that glass
Oh yeah
That Windex is splashed, yeeeeeaaaah

Oh
I'll hold onto the stuff that makes dirt scared
Tools to cleanse and scrub those stains that glare
This broom I'll hold and my duster's prepared
Dwellings are fixed up with caaaaaaaaare!
Something's smelling? It won't be spared!
Ooooh
I'm there!

My mop, I would never swap
I'll swab that grime, goo and glop
It's stopped, I swear that this job
Is huuuuge
Yea-ea-yeah!
My mop will soon halt your sobs
Teardrops, They will never pop
I'll plop down my awesome mop!
They'll poof!
Yea-ea-yeah!

Oh yeah!
With my great mop you're stunned
Yeah, yeah
Yea-ea-yeah!

Toilet seats will be scoured like a pro!
The crowd chants when their tiles glow!
Keep chanting when I whip out my hose!
I'll defeat that stubborn moooooooold
I will treat it till it's gold!
Cause I'm so bold!

My mop, It stays at the top
Workshop is now loved by snobs
Each blob that's left by a slob's
Removed!
Yea-ea-yeah!
My mop soon is gonna chop
Each gob that this massive mob
Has dropped all those old corncobs
They threw
Yea-ea-yeah!

To my sweet mop you're drawn!
No one's lame mop can compare!
Yes, It's my mop you'll want!
Pushed your gross mop everywheeeeeeeere!
Back off cause I won't share!
Nooooooo!
I'll make you glare!

Yeah, yeah!

My mop is not just a prop
You're shocked and you're forced to gawk
Sponge's mocked since it smells like socks
It's booed
Da-ay-amn!
My mop is sure not a flop
No crock all that dirt is blocked
I rock while I'm on the clock
That's true
Yea-ea-yeah!

Quit your yelling!
Heard your rant, You're jealous bro!
Halls are gleaming! Oh yeah!
Custodians are forced to groan!
Floors are beaming! (Those showers have a bright glow)
Water plants since since you're no pro!
At house cleaning! (All you handymen are lazy and... dead... broke...)
That's spic and span? Is that a jooooooooke?!
Your garbage cans have overflowed
Holy cow! You're lowbrow!

My mop...
Will gloss...
That moss...
Dude! Yeah, yeah!

My mop...
Won't dodge...
That splodge...
Zoomed! Yeah!

My mop cleaned up every spot
I fought dust and lots of snot
Dry rot's killed while you did squat
Now move!
Yeah, yeah!
My mop it made you so cross
My boss dissed me since I'm posh
I'll wash and you'll shout out "Gosh!"
Improved!

Oh!

My mop it wiped out a swamp
It whomped that whole stinkin' dump
No chump, It can beat dirt clumps
And poo!
Yea-ea-yeah!

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