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Song Parodies -> "An Ode to Crappy Music"

Original Song Title:

"MMMBop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hanson

Parody Song Title:

"An Ode to Crappy Music"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

To me, the worst music was in the '90's. So many guys picked out at random to make up a band. So many prostitutes hired as singers. And then there's bands like Hanson that just make me wanna put a gun to my head. The pacing may be off, but I could not bring myself to listen to the original piece of crap long enough to make a good parody. Weird Al probably put up with worse than this.
So much crap artists in this world
Only one or two are good
Some bands of boys, some skanky girls
People only like ’em b’cause they give ’em wood
They give them wood

So ignore the ones that are really bad
Otherwise you’ll be driven mad
When it’s all over, my lad
I can tell that you’ll be glad
I can tell that you’ll be glad

CHORUS

Gunshots, ring out till this fad stops
Stupid teen pop
Please stop this irritating stuff

Yeah, yeah

Gunshots, ring out till this fad stops
Stupid teen pop
Please stop this irritating stuff

Oh yeah
Turn this bullshit off

Turn it down, change the channel, turn it off
You can do any of that stuff
You hear it once and you’ve had enough
You hear it once and you’ve had enough

CHORUS

Turn this bullshit off
Stop this crap, no one cares
Turn this bullshit off
Stop this crap, no one cares
We don’t want it here
No one cares

CHORUS

Can you tell me
No you can't cause you don’t know.
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know.
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know.

Do you like it?
No you can't cause it really blows
Do you like it?
You say you do but really, no
Do you like it?
(Britney Spears is such a hoe) No you can't cause it really blows
Do you like it?
(This crap has got to go) You say you do but really, no
Do you like it?
(Britney Spears is such a hoe) No you can't cause it really blows
Do you like it?
You say you do but really, no

Gunshots
Fad stops
Please stop
Stuff

Yeah, yeah

Gunshots
Fad stops
Please stop
Stuff

CHORUS

Do you like it?
No you can't cause it really blows
Do you like it?
You say you do but really, no

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe that is why I quit listening to pop music during the '90's. At the other end of the spectrum was a rash of smarmy music during the late '60's when the Beatles were on the wane - such as Glen Cambell, Bobby Goldsboro, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap and the Vogues. Was it some kind of conservative backlash?
Ned Riley - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Ignore that original lyric (Can you tell me, etc). I must have forgot to edit it out in haste.
Wendy Christopher - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
This made me laugh a lot! I couldn't tell if the pacing was off, to be honest, because when I read the original lyrics for the song I couldn't even make THEM fit to what I was hearing, so kudos to you for turning it into something more coherent! 555 :^)

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