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Song Parodies -> "Words That I've Never Sung"

Original Song Title:

"Women I've Never Had"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Words That I've Never Sung"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Unlike wonderful lyricists like Irving Berlin and Sammy Cahn, I don't have a great performer such as Fred Astaire or Frank Sinatra always ready to sing my latest parody. My own voice is limited, especially in range of singable notes. That said, more than a few of my amiright parodies get used at my karaoke sessions...and vice versa. Here's an improv from last night that was well-received (no!). ;D

I like to go sing some karaok',
Relax, have a drink, and light a smoke.
Then the brand new words roll off my tongue,
"Cause I like singing words that I've never sung.

I will try to tickle your funny bone,
And there's not a lyric that I'll leave alone.
Even though my voice is badly sprung -
I still like singing words that I've never sung.

(Really good Dixieland chorus like in the original)

I have got a musician's sense of time.
I can always make my improvs rhyme.
Once I do it - it never comes unstrung,
'Cause I like singing words that I've never sung.

I'll make up a parody every day.
I just with that I could make it pay.
Even though my voice sounds like horse dung,
You'll see me singing words that I've never sung.


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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Mark Scotti - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like me too, Ribber! We're one and the same.
AFW - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Much better than just job, here

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