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Song Parodies -> "Where Are My Keys?"

Original Song Title:

"What Is Love"

Original Performer:

Haddaway

Parody Song Title:

"Where Are My Keys?"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

ENJOY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are my keys?
Baby, lurk with me
Eat my toenails or else
Baby, smell my finger
Haha, it was in the trash

I like cheese
Yeah

Oh, I know why you're there
I give you my poop, but you freak out
So where do you keep the cell phone chargers?
Give me a pine cone

Nobody move
Oh baby, don't move to me
Don't move to me or I'll bite off your head
Nobody move
Oh baby, don't move to me
Don't move to me or I'll bite off your head

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh, I really wanna know where I can hide
From my sister who's lurking inside
We can hide together, you and me
We can hide on

What is love
Oh baby please hurt me
Please hurt me a lot more
What is love
Oh baby please hurt me
Please hurt me a lot more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What are gloves, oooh, oooh, oooh
What are gloves, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is money
Oh baby, don't spend it
Or I'll shoot you in the face

I'll hurt you
I'll hurt you

I want another, a crazy lover
This is MacGyver's show, his timeslot
When we are together, I need you to watch with me
Is it dependence

Where are my keys?
Baby, lurk with me
Eat my toenails or else
Baby, smell my finger
Haha, it was in the trash

Where are my keys?
Baby, lurk with me
Eat my toenails or else
Baby, smell my finger
Haha, it was in the trash

Why can't I find them???

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 5
 5
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 1
 0
 
 5   9
 10
 10
 

User Comments

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Someone - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
That was just plain bizarre... Kinda funny, but the pacing was all over the place
Someone else - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
If Andy Kaufman and Judy Tenuta had a kid, he'd be Harold Fuccerman! Genius!!
Geoffrey D. - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Not amused - 211
The CrazyCam - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Uhhhhhhh, what the hell is going on here? I need a hired professional to perform a face palm for me. At least it's lower in ratings than that awesome Pokepun parody. The pacing is just awful. I am surprised one could write so dreadfully. How did anyone place 5's for pacing and still own a shred of dignity? Whatever though, because that is not the biggest problem. What is this song about?! I thought it was about finding your car or house keys, but then we stepped into a wormhole and changed the song into something completely different. I think it is clear why this parody defines 111, but it looks like Tommy (The Who) decided to place a vote in AIR.
HF @The CrazyCam - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Shut up!! You're just jealous!
The CrazyCam - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep, I am truly jealous. If only I could write such a terribly paced and truly unfunny parody like yours right here. Even my 'Hunt My Prey' (Psychedelic Furs) song was better, and trust me, I wanted to shoot myself after reading half of my own lyrics.
HF @The CrazyCam - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I told you to shut up!!!!!! This is really funny! All my friends say so!!!! And so do my parents!!!!!!!!
Geoffrey D. - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Just because something gives your friends a chuckle doesn't mean other people are going to enjoy it. As mentioned above, next time you might try sticking to the pacing (as in same number of syllables in each line) and stick with one coherent stream of thought. (Don't throw in lines at random) Your parody might be a little better received then.
Mark - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
What are you two talking about??? This is awesome!!!
Darren - May 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm with Mark. This was a great parody!
Trevor - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This was so awesome!!!! Keep up the good work and don't listen to The Crazy Cam.

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