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Song Parodies -> "Boiled As Grub"

Original Song Title:

"What Is Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Boiled As Grub"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Grillmaster Sweeney Todd....'s clone
Boiled as grub!

Yeah baby you're cooked meat

Ive cooked thee, now more

With these tongs I turn thee

Ill grill thee, some more

Grillin' up


Oh I've got some fire, and some here

I'm servin' up grub, and I don't care

I cook this night, I'm grillmaster

Sorta Sweeney Todd

You're grilled up
You're either ribs or beef

I'm grub king
Of gore

Ordered grub

Customers won't think

That I've grilled people

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh 

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh 

Oh I can cook some mean girl stew 

All that blood is just ketchup to you 

I got some buns, theyre good as new

I must go on!

See this grub?
I'm cookin' some fresh meat

Some girl's teat
Or whore

This is grub?

Believe it, it's grub see?

Todd, Sweeney
Move o'er

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh 

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh 

Boiled as grub , oooh, oooh, oooh

Boiled as grub, oooh, oooh, oooh 

Smelly stuff?

Yeah it's human meat
I've turned thee,to gore

I cook thee
I burn thee!

You want another?
Another stuffer?

I guess you'll bite, some guy

As your grillmaster
I'll cook forever

Human grub

Taste that stuff!

Isnt it tasty?

I'll burn thee some more! 

Love that stuff

You better not cook me

Don't cook me, you whore (oooh, oooh) 

Do ya love
It when you go cook me 

Don't chase me, back here

Oven's on!
No people dont cook me
I'm not left ,overs (oooh, oooh) 

2008 Jack ""Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   4
 5   10

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Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Ewwww! I kinda dug this, Jack....but I'm a sick puppy. Not too bad at all. 555
stuart mcarthur - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
maybe submit that for Sweeney Todd 2, Jack - and please cross me off your barbecue invitations list - lol - 555
littleCupCakes - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Love this, Captain Jack! =555
Agrimorfee - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Silly stuff --technically, Miss Lovett cooked the pies, Todd just did the killing, but no matter..
Matthias - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
One of your best Jack!!!! This contest is really bringing out the best in you, this and "F*ck This Game"! Great job here buddy. The topic isn't exactly surreal, because cannibals do exist, and Sweeny Todd actually exists too (In a movie), but it's still a pretty crazy song, and a KICK-ASS techno song choice.
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Kick-ass OS + touchy subject = a pretty good parody actually. One of your better ones, Jack.
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.8) See above, Jack...and I'm still a sick puppy
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment I've been listening to the Sweeney Todd soundtrack non-stop for about two weeks...I'm a bit obsessed. Not only does this make me think of the show...but you actually mention the show...I love it!
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) see above Jack - this parody sure found its perfect competition to be in, mate :-)
Below Average Dave ( - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Whats with all the ? marks though? ? ? Not sure on that, but the parody was very funny and well written. ..and kinda gross. . .but that's ok
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Gross, not bad though. Good job!
Jason - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not bad, though I hated the OS, and Im not a big fan of food parodies.
Matthias - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Food parodies Jason? I guess that's what it is... But it's more about horror than food... I mean people are food, but you have to admit that Cannabilism isn't your average "Food Parody". Anyways... I still loved this song Jack, and this parody, but I still have to see the movie.
The Charnstar - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) My mate Frullet once wrote a parody like this... It was about cooking kittens though... Maybe not as insane as his, but this was pretty funny... in a gross way.... but I liked it... 5-5-5
Peter Andersson - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sweeny Todd makes me afraid, very afraid, really really very afraid... that next year Hollywood will give us Sweeny Todd vs Hannibal Lecter - just like they gave us Aliens vs Predators, Jason vs Freddy Kruger and the Spice Girls vs Good Taste!
Michael McVey - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason-- some food parodies are quite funny. I've written a few myself. Jack-- I know it's been a long time, but in the early days of NICK they had a show called "You Can't Do That On Television," and one of the characters was a restaurant owner named Barth. Your spoof reminded me a lot of him.
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Max Power - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
wannabemustangjockey - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) OSs with a lot of repetitive lyrics and short lines can be hard to parody effectively and I'm not sure this is the best it could be. Some parodies make me go "Wow!" and... this one kinda didn't. Better luck next month. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that this OS has been stuck in my head all week, for unrelated reasons.
Jeff Reuben - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
See above! Grubbalicious! :)
Phil Alexander - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmm... not one of your best, Jack.
Kristof Robertson - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above (twice!) Nothing more to add here, Jack!
Below Average Dave - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nothing new to add to my comment, still very creative, was your Lady Marmalade in February then? I think that will be your Feb entry right?
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! Dave, of course it will be.
Invisible Boy - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This left me completely a Sweeney Todd sort of way.

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