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Song Parodies -> "Boiled As Grub"
Original Song Title:
"What Is Love"
Original Performer:
Haddaway
Parody Song Title:
"Boiled As Grub"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
Grillmaster Sweeney Todd....'s clone
Boiled as grub!
Yeah baby you're cooked meat
Ive cooked thee, now more
With these tongs I turn thee
Ill grill thee, some more
Grillin' up
Yeah
Oh I've got some fire, and some here
I'm servin' up grub, and I don't care
I cook this night, I'm grillmaster
Sorta Sweeney Todd
You're grilled up
You're either ribs or beef
I'm grub king
Of gore
Ordered grub
Customers won't think
That I've grilled people
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Oh I can cook some mean girl stew
All that blood is just ketchup to you
I got some buns, theyre good as new
I must go on!
See this grub?
I'm cookin' some fresh meat
Some girl's teat
Or whore
This is grub?
Believe it, it's grub see?
Todd, Sweeney
Move o'er
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Boiled as grub , oooh, oooh, oooh
Boiled as grub, oooh, oooh, oooh
Smelly stuff?
Yeah it's human meat I've turned thee,to gore
I cook thee
I burn thee!
You want another?
Another stuffer?
I guess you'll bite, some guy
As your grillmaster
I'll cook forever
Human grub
Taste that stuff!
Isnt it tasty?
I'll burn thee some more!
Love that stuff
You better not cook me
Don't cook me, you whore (oooh, oooh)
Do ya love It when you go cook me
Don't chase me, back here
Oven's on! No people dont cook me
I'm not left ,overs (oooh, oooh)
People:
YOU ARE GRUB!
Yeah baby you're cooked meat
Ive cooked thee, now more
With these tongs I turn thee
Ill grill thee, some more
Grillin' up
Yeah
Oh I've got some fire, and some here
I'm servin' up grub, and I don't care
I cook this night, I'm grillmaster
Sorta Sweeney Todd
You're grilled up
You're either ribs or beef
I'm grub king
Of gore
Ordered grub
Customers won't think
That I've grilled people
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Oh I can cook some mean girl stew
All that blood is just ketchup to you
I got some buns, theyre good as new
I must go on!
See this grub?
I'm cookin' some fresh meat
Some girl's teat
Or whore
This is grub?
Believe it, it's grub see?
Todd, Sweeney
Move o'er
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Boiled as grub , oooh, oooh, oooh
Boiled as grub, oooh, oooh, oooh
Smelly stuff?
Yeah it's human meat I've turned thee,to gore
I cook thee
I burn thee!
You want another?
Another stuffer?
I guess you'll bite, some guy
As your grillmaster
I'll cook forever
Human grub
Taste that stuff!
Isnt it tasty?
I'll burn thee some more!
Love that stuff
You better not cook me
Don't cook me, you whore (oooh, oooh)
Do ya love It when you go cook me
Don't chase me, back here
Oven's on! No people dont cook me
I'm not left ,overs (oooh, oooh)
People:
YOU ARE GRUB!
2008 Jack ""Local Celebrity"Wilson
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Ewwww! I kinda dug this, Jack....but I'm a sick puppy. Not too bad at all. 555
maybe submit that for Sweeney Todd 2, Jack - and please cross me off your barbecue invitations list - lol - 555
Love this, Captain Jack! =555
(Dec2) Silly stuff --technically, Miss Lovett cooked the pies, Todd just did the killing, but no matter..
One of your best Jack!!!! This contest is really bringing out the best in you, this and "F*ck This Game"! Great job here buddy. The topic isn't exactly surreal, because cannibals do exist, and Sweeny Todd actually exists too (In a movie), but it's still a pretty crazy song, and a KICK-ASS techno song choice.
(Dec 2.0) Kick-ass OS + touchy subject = a pretty good parody actually. One of your better ones, Jack.
(Dec 2.8) See above, Jack...and I'm still a sick puppy
Decathlon...so I've been listening to the Sweeney Todd soundtrack non-stop for about two weeks...I'm a bit obsessed. Not only does this make me think of the show...but you actually mention the show...I love it!
(dec2.8) see above Jack - this parody sure found its perfect competition to be in, mate :-)
(Dec2) Whats with all the ? marks though? ? ? Not sure on that, but the parody was very funny and well written. ..and kinda gross. . .but that's ok
Gross, not bad though. Good job!
(SOTM) Not bad, though I hated the OS, and Im not a big fan of food parodies.
Food parodies Jason? I guess that's what it is... But it's more about horror than food... I mean people are food, but you have to admit that Cannabilism isn't your average "Food Parody". Anyways... I still loved this song Jack, and this parody, but I still have to see the movie.
(SOTM) My mate Frullet once wrote a parody like this... It was about cooking kittens though... Maybe not as insane as his, but this was pretty funny... in a gross way.... but I liked it... 5-5-5
SOTM - Sweeny Todd makes me afraid, very afraid, really really very afraid... that next year Hollywood will give us Sweeny Todd vs Hannibal Lecter - just like they gave us Aliens vs Predators, Jason vs Freddy Kruger and the Spice Girls vs Good Taste!
Jason-- some food parodies are quite funny. I've written a few myself. Jack-- I know it's been a long time, but in the early days of NICK they had a show called "You Can't Do That On Television," and one of the characters was a restaurant owner named Barth. Your spoof reminded me a lot of him.
(SOTM) See above!
Good
(SOTM) OSs with a lot of repetitive lyrics and short lines can be hard to parody effectively and I'm not sure this is the best it could be. Some parodies make me go "Wow!" and... this one kinda didn't. Better luck next month. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that this OS has been stuck in my head all week, for unrelated reasons.
See above! Grubbalicious! :)
Hmm... not one of your best, Jack.
(SOTM) See above (twice!) Nothing more to add here, Jack!
(SOTM) Nothing new to add to my comment, still very creative, was your Lady Marmalade in February then? I think that will be your Feb entry right?
Thanks everyone! Dave, of course it will be.
This left me completely satiated...in a Sweeney Todd sort of way.
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