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Song Parodies -> "Let Them Dorks Attack Chuck Norris"
Original Song Title:
"House Of Horror"
Original Performer:
Grave Digger
Parody Song Title:
"Let Them Dorks Attack Chuck Norris"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Background Story: http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/10/school-death-plot-targets-chuck-norris/
God only knows how these two dinky dingbats managed to make it to High School in the first place but it was a no-brainer that they made the worldwide news the other day when cops in New Jersey arrested them for having made up a hit list that included actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris! Now of all the famous people some disturbed dummies could dot down on a hit list I figure a man who has fought and outlived Bruce Lee with thirty years, someone who can kill you with the wind from a warm-up swing, is hardly the first one even a free floating dorky dickhead would add, and these two horrible halfwits came up with it as a tag team buggery brainstorm! I'd say it's a waste of time and money to put such dumbass douchebags under criminal investigation, on their level of droopy duncery it's doubtful they could even distress a dipping, dying, dysty dandelion on a downslope if they were given the high ground and a dozen dum-dum bullets, I'd say just drive them drooling doofuses over to Chuck's house and let them have a go at it, chances are they wouldn't even manage to put pressure on the doorbell.
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God only knows how these two dinky dingbats managed to make it to High School in the first place but it was a no-brainer that they made the worldwide news the other day when cops in New Jersey arrested them for having made up a hit list that included actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris! Now of all the famous people some disturbed dummies could dot down on a hit list I figure a man who has fought and outlived Bruce Lee with thirty years, someone who can kill you with the wind from a warm-up swing, is hardly the first one even a free floating dorky dickhead would add, and these two horrible halfwits came up with it as a tag team buggery brainstorm! I'd say it's a waste of time and money to put such dumbass douchebags under criminal investigation, on their level of droopy duncery it's doubtful they could even distress a dipping, dying, dysty dandelion on a downslope if they were given the high ground and a dozen dum-dum bullets, I'd say just drive them drooling doofuses over to Chuck's house and let them have a go at it, chances are they wouldn't even manage to put pressure on the doorbell.
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They'll be remembered, when out of sight
Quite the morons, beneath not bright
Students of terror, they're in for death
A chuckled chuck at Chucky, would be their final breath
Dumbasses of darkness, with a list proclaimed
Why'd they wanna shot at Chucky, hardly easy game
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Many have tried - none succeed'
Such blatant madness, there's no escape
A waste it seems, if bars they'll shake
Chuck holds his own, take my advice
Just hand them over, wouldn't that be nice
They won't go to college, that's no bloody shame
Wasted in the Big House so let them go for what they aimed
Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris
Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Many have tried - none succeed'
Yes, go on attack Chuck Norris
Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Many have tried - none succeed'
(MARTIAL ARTS SOUNDS SOLO)
From here on, and for obvious reasons, there is no need for any more chorus repeats.
Hence this parody comes to a defenestrating dead stop right here.
Quite the morons, beneath not bright
Students of terror, they're in for death
A chuckled chuck at Chucky, would be their final breath
Dumbasses of darkness, with a list proclaimed
Why'd they wanna shot at Chucky, hardly easy game
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Many have tried - none succeed'
Such blatant madness, there's no escape
A waste it seems, if bars they'll shake
Chuck holds his own, take my advice
Just hand them over, wouldn't that be nice
They won't go to college, that's no bloody shame
Wasted in the Big House so let them go for what they aimed
Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris
Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Many have tried - none succeed'
Yes, go on attack Chuck Norris
Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris
Well, go on attack Chuck Norris
Many have tried - none succeed'
(MARTIAL ARTS SOUNDS SOLO)
From here on, and for obvious reasons, there is no need for any more chorus repeats.
Hence this parody comes to a defenestrating dead stop right here.
© Peter Andersson.
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Gravedigger is also the name of a monster truck here - I wonder if the band or the truck came first. Anyway, congrats on yet another first artist/first song submission (I need to hotkey that phrase for you...). Pretty good work with the short OS. Loved the alliterative intro comment, too. I once had a dream where I kicked Chuck Norris' ass. Then I woke up... in the hospital.
Timely and topical..I hadn't heard this news, don't know how I missed it, usually I'm a real newshound...good job, here
Yeah--they are pretty loony, I hadn't heard this story either, thanks for filing me in.
Thanks AFW, B.A.D and Red Ant: I had great fun writing this "list parody", especially the alliterations in the intro, glad you noticed Jack. As for Grave Digger they're from Germany and have some fifteen albums to their name, I deliberately went with them since their name added subliminal humor to the theme, or at least I hoped so, kinda like I did with Status Quo a couple of months ago for my parody about new years resolutions that inevitably would be broken, it's a bit of surprise to me that this is the first parody of one of their songs though.
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