A year ago, I discovered Amiright
and it's an awesome place
And writing's something that I like to do
my first was 'Christmas Day'
But there's been songs I never should have sent
I should have thrown away

'Cause now, all my parodies are at my author's page
and there are many bad ones, and I'm ashamed
And anyone could find them, and I know that they won't smile
But they will discover that they're lame
yeah, they will see that they're lame

Songs about a year, kids and booze
and of course, food and farts
And a few about personal despair
and having an ass of lard
And ain't it kinda sad when a song bites
when you thought you tried hard?

But some I wrote too fast, spelling errors, bad pacing
or too many original lines, or just sickening
The worst one that I ever wrote was a song called '****** *****'
I censored that because the song is lame
it is just so lame
it is just too lame
mmm, nuh-uh
so, I'm not saying it's name

Ow!

I hope I'm here for a long time
and get real good someday
I guess that I will send this parody now
and hope it isn't lame

(sung to the guitar outro)
Oh, but I guess it could be