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Song Parodies -> "Long Way Down {Toilet Song}"

Original Song Title:

"Long Way Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Long Way Down {Toilet Song}"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I just squatted down,
I discharged it away.
I knew I shouldn't had that Taco.
It was really hard, to get out of there.
Constipation is so bad, I just don't know what I had.
Bean Burritoes will never be the same.

Long way down.
Fresheners will air out this bad smell.
Long way down.
If you don't this place will smell like hell.
Long way down.
I don't think people will like this smell.

You shouldn't gave me that, chili yesterday.
I am in line, and I am waiting.
Listenin' to the Goo Goo Doll right now.
Radio music is so bad, when you're sittin' on the can.
Then the smell better freshen before it kills me.

Long way down.
The line for the can is too long.
Long way down.
I can not hold it in too long.
Long way down.
I don't think I'll make it, I'll explode.
{guitar riff}

I'll push you down, to make it on my way.
My intestines will explode.
This burden needs to unload.
I'm almost human, but it'll never be the same.

Long way down, I don't think I'll make it on my own.
Long way down, it's the fault of just a snowcone.
Long way down, I think my intestines will explode.
Will explode.
Will explode.

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