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Song Parodies -> "Putin? Go X Yourself Putin! (Living Next Door to Putin)"

Original Song Title:

"Alice Who the X is Alice(Living Next Door to Alice"

Original Performer:

Gompie

Parody Song Title:

"Putin? Go X Yourself Putin! (Living Next Door to Putin)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

I'll say for Ukrainians and they're Prez Volodymyr Zelenskyy; they are some B.A.M.F.s! Who else would stand up to a so-called military "super power" invading their home and constantly curse them as they try to advance?! The song this parodies is actually a 70s song made funnier by the "interlude" slipped into the chorus. For thos who DKTOS, it's here (though parental guidance is suggested. So...this is essentially Zelenskyy's retort to Putin's "Bring Back the USSR". Share and Enjoy!
In Kyiv's where I heard the news
'Bout the Russian troops on the move...
Thanks to Putin

Well, I went on TV and told folks, "On your feet!
"We'll show Ukrainians won't be beat!"
As a long line of tanks rolled up, heading towards Kyiv's streets

Oh, I don't know why they're fighting or what they hope to prove
But I'll be damned if I leave home while Vlady makes his move
'Cause for 22 years, we've been living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

22 years, he waited to attack
He thought that we were weak and that we never would fight back
But there will be a day we're not living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

He seemed all right with us when fascism reigned
With me in charge now, he has gone insane
Vlad'mir Putin

But our country is free, we can join NATO
We refuse to quit, 'cause I say so
As that big line of tanks get bogged down, just outside Kyiv's roads

Oh, we wanted to join E.U., but this guy told us "Nyet!"
He'd rather see us dead or rather back as "Soviet"
He does not want all of NATO living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

Now they are banned from FIFA and Netflix
Well, that's what happens when you try to force your "bolshevik"
On a nation that did nothing living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

The sanctions all work and they have no wealth
Can't be helping the mental health...
Of that Putin

I'm hoping soon that Russians will lose their fears
Kick out their dictator of 22 years
And make that line of tanks disappear...

Oh, I don't know why they're fighting or what they hope to prove
But I'll be damned if I leave home while Vlady makes his move
'Cause for 22 years, we've been living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

22 years, he waited to attack
He thought that we were weak and that we never would fight back
But there will be a day we're not living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

Oh, we wanted to join E.U., but this guy told us "Nyet!"
He'd rather see us dead or rather back as "Soviet"
He does not want all of NATO living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)

Now they are banned from FIFA and Netflix
Well, that's what happens when you try to force your "bolshevik"
On a nation that did nothing living next door to Putin
(PUTIN? GO X YOURSELF, PUTIN!)
You leave me a 1,...you will have proven yourself either a Russian bot...or a Communist!

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Susanna Viljanen - March 09, 2022 - Report this comment
Amen. Slava Ukraina!

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