"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And smiled as I sawed her in half
"Show me how you do it, and I promise you I promise that I'll never tell a soul. I'll never tell a soul"

Staring at that spinning watch
I hypnotized her like sasquatch
I dreamed of all the different ways I had to make her act
"I'll obey you every wish" she said
"You will run around and gobble like a hen.
You'll gobble like a hen"
You
Hypnotizing
You
Like a zombie
You
Strange as handcuffs
The kind that magically just come off
With a wave of your hand
Just like Houdini
Just like Houdini

I think I that this trick didn't work
I think my magic went berserk
She disappeared
Into thin air
Oh, when I clapped my hands
I found my self alone, alone, alone in front of angry fans
Angry that she'd vanished there
And now I just don't have a prayer
You
Hypnotizing
You
Like a zombie
You
Just like magic