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Song Parodies -> "Love Those Handsome Yankees!"

Original Song Title:

"Turn the Beat Around"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Estefan

Parody Song Title:

"Love Those Handsome Yankees!"

Parody Written by:

Ana

The Lyrics

If any girl or woman (like me) were to ask to turn on her television set just to tune in to YES (Yankees Entertainment and Sports) Network in the hopes of seeing anything and everything Yankees, she'd probably be singing this:
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn the TV on!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn YES Network on!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn the TV on!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn YES Network on!

Turn the TV on! Love to watch the Yankees!
Turn YES Network on! Love those handsome Yankees!
Love those cuties!

A-Rod, he's such a cutie,
And Jeter has the eyes that make him such a beauty.
But when I see Posada [be]hind the umpire,
I can't help but let my heart be set on fire, so

Turn the TV on! Love to watch the Yankees!
Turn YES Network on! Love those handsome Yankees!
Love those cuties!

Mariano, you're so cute, and
I know that you keep the Yanks' joy alive.
But you see I've made up my mind about it.
To me, the hottest Yankee, no doubt about it,
Is Tino Martinez, "cause his face is
Just as lovely as his body, so I'm "ooh-la-la."
Makes me wanna dance and be like, "Cha-cha-cha!"
I just hope nobody notices me
Just watching them on the friggen television
With the fli-i-i-i-i-ick on the screen, no.

Turn the TV on! Love to watch the Yankees!
Turn YES Network on! Love those handsome Yankees!
Love those cuties! Love the Yankees!
Love those cuties! Love the Yankees!

(Instrumental breakdown)

Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn the TV on!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn YES Network on!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn the TV on!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn YES Network on!

Turn the TV on! Love to watch the Yankees!
Turn YES Network on! Love those handsome Yankees!
Turn the TV on! Love to watch the Yankees!
Turn YES Network on! Love those handsome Yankees!
Love to see them!
Sorry if my yakkity yak about A-Rod, Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera, and Tino Martinez being 'sexy' turn you off.

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Ana - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
My apologies to people reading this parody: I left out the repetition of the chorus during all times where it is sung by accident. That's why I don't think the parody is as accurate as the song's pacing is.

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