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Song Parodies -> "Bologna"

Original Song Title:

"Pony"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ginuwine

Parody Song Title:

"Bologna"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

A bachelorette party orders a little treat, but bit off a little more than they could chew when a fat butcher stripper shows up at their door ready to perform.
Verse 1: I’m just a butcher
And I’m here to slaughter
Someone who wants them a slice
But most aren’t above the cut
Gotta be carnivorous
Better like some chitlins
Girl, when I ham my hock
I promise that I won’t cut the fat off

Chorus: If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Try my bologna
Let’s add some bacon, you won’t be fakin’
If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Eat my bologna
My steak is sizzle-ly, come and get busy

Verse 2: Showing my sausage
Really it’s chorizo
Top choice is here in your hand
I’m ‘bout to go HAM on you
Got this salami
Have a healthy portion
No fillers up in this swine
Would you like a breast or thigh?

Chorus: If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Try my bologna
My body’s beefy, come and get freaky
If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Eat my bologna
I’m sweet as brisket, side of fresh biscuits

Bridge: If we’re gonna get tasty, baby
First we have to toast
“To the rump I’d like to roast” (Oh…)
Grease all over the two of us, Babe
Before we make this raw
How ‘bout a sausagé tua? (Oh…)

Chorus: If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Try my bologna
I’m up here zoning, I’ll start T-Boning
If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Eat my bologna
As good as the club, do my own spice rub

Chorus: If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Try my bologna
My rump roast gyrates, let you marinate
If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Eat my bologna
I’m drippin’ au jus, hot as barbeque

Chorus: If you’re hungry, let’s do it
Eat my bologna
My patty’s steamin’, grease got you gleaming

Outro: Try it…
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