Tell me do you think that frogs like rice
and does Jesus own a bike
You see, Mr. Ed's in no shape for diving
and anyway, Big Bird wasn't born yellow
I've never seen a grasshopper so sad
but I eat cheese and just get GLAAD
If I hadn't blown that deal with those nachos
I might be a highway cone

Tomorrow, I will squeak like Jim Ed Brown
and wear my dead cat's new nightgown
Glass is bond, but Chaka Khan just can't be replaced
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity

Now, when you trust bees, Garfield drinks
and I believe that the squirrel is round
But who expected such a jamboree
chicken wings make such high sounds
cuz all I really know is that Yoohoo's blue
and it don't matter Jed's a J-O-O
If I hadn't honed that skill of Spears so low
I might be a brownie, chewed

Tomorrow, I will float above BugTown
and let Mr. Spock eat tator rounds
James Bond spins the world around with just her face
Insanity

Tomorrow, we can watch Karen lose pounds
with the help of Bozo The Clown
The grass is gone, but I know that a clock will take it's place
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity

Tell me do you think that frogs like rice
oh...I've done asked that, haven't I
I see, but who's got gum for slicing
anyway, my life's like Cheerios
and you know, I found lice with road maps
if you were wise, you'd follow rats
If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago
hey...that's from the original song!

Tomorrow, we can get high with a cow
and fix the tooth of Parson Brown
"Here Comes The Bride" is the only song where I'll headbang
Insanity

Insanity

Goodbye auto parts
cuz now, my bread wants to play cards