Song Parodies -> "Hepatitis C"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jealousy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Gin Blossoms

Parody Song Title:

"Hepatitis C"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Williams

The Lyrics

Tell Kid Rock I wont be home tonight
Cause my red blood cells just aint right
You see my liver aint quite working
Anyway I wont be at his show

The doctor said it might not be that bad
But its much worse than the warts I had
And if I hadnt blown that Tommy years ago
I wouldn't have this yellow tone

Tomorrow ill put on that stupid gown
And have a nurse wheel me around
By then who knows what else they'll have found
Its hard to trace

Hepatitis C
I got Hep C

I already had too much to drink
When we ordered one last round
And then they started stickin me
A vibrating needle was the sound

I really didn't want no damn tattoo
I didnt wanna say I do
But rather than have the shit kicked out of me
I just giggled and said ...me too

Tomorrow ill put on that stupid gown
And have a nurse wheel me around
By then who knows what else they'll have found
Its hard to trace

Hepatitis C
I got Hep C
I was his wife
And that will probably cost me my life

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