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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Need Your Valentine"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Need Your Rockin' Chair"

Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Need Your Valentine"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Caleb (or Kaleb Martinson) has hired me (and himself) to write ourselves a Valentine's Day parody. Take it away for us, Caleb.
Caleb: I have only one thing to tell you. I'm actually Kaleb Martinson the MegaAnimation Guy...but I don't need any valentine!
[Chorus: Kaleb]
I don't need your Valentine...
Your orange juice or your Clementine.
I still got candy at my house.
You don't think there will be a mouse!

I do mind chocolates for the chips,
You can't put ol' Kaleb on the dip.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.

[Verse 1: Kaleb]
I ain't ready for a good night yet.
Cause I gotta think of what you can get.
Might take all weekend, that wouldn't be fine.
But I don't need your Valentine.

[Chorus: Kaleb]
I don't need your Valentine...
Your orange juice or your Clementine.
I still got candy at my house.
You don't think there will be a mouse!

I do mind chocolates for the chips,
You can't put ol' Kaleb on the dip.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.

[Verse 2: Kaleb]
Those gift cards don't need to chill me out,
You can keep your heart, I'm catching trout.
A gaming guy needs a diamond mine.
Like he needs his Valentine.


[Chorus: Kaleb]
I don't need your Valentine...
Your orange juice or your Clementine.
I still got candy at my house.
You don't think there will be a mouse!

I do mind chocolates for the chips,
You can't put ol' Kaleb on the dip.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.

My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.

Uh-huh.

Darius: It may sound crazy, but Kaleb likes it the way it is.
(C) Joey Henson Studios

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