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Song Parodies -> "Taiwan"

Original Song Title:

"Plantman"

Original Performer:

Gary Young

Parody Song Title:

"Taiwan"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Taiwan knows if the cats will grow
Taiwan knows if the dogs will blow
Taiwan knows if the bomb does go
Taiwan knows if the dogs will suck off
Taiwan knows if the cars will drive off

Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan

Taiwan knows if the girls will get nude
Taiwan knows if the boys will kiss them
Taiwan knows if the pubs will not close
Taiwan knows if the bands will play shit
Taiwan knows if the dogs will blow
Taiwan knows if the shirt does crow

Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Shit

Taiwan knows if the dogs will go
Taiwan knows if the cars will drive
Taiwan knows if the dogs will crab
Taiwan knows if the dogs will blow
Taiwan knows if the cats will miaow
Taiwan knows if the dogs will frown
Taiwan knows if the folds will five
Taiwan knows if they're on Facebook
Taiwan knows if the bands will play
Taiwan knows if The Cribs sing 'Martell'

Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan
Taiwan

Taiwan knows if the shits will blow
Taiwan knows it the fuck still shows
Taiwan knows if it's at respite
Taiwan knows respite than Loeber or Chelsea
Taiwan

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Disgusting Picnic At The Marijuana Joint - February 18, 2015 - Report this comment
'Plantman' was Gary Young's solo single since leaving Pavement

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