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Song Parodies -> "Weight of the Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Way of the Girl"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines

Parody Song Title:

"Weight of the Girl"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

From the much vilified (but still strong) concept album, Chris Gaines Greatest Hits ...
She's got that fat that surrounds her
so she won't have to put out-.
Two hundred eighty-three pounder:
keep your distance, no doubt---.

She's the sweetest of faces;
you might be so inclined---.
Her butt takes two parking spaces,
so you don't pay her no mind----.

It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL,
just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.
It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL,
just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.

She'd have much more money.
She'd get much more love----.
She builds up her back porch
'til it's just too big to shove----.

CHORUS x2

Weight of the Girl   Copyright © 2014   MickTerry.com
Parody of Way of the Girl as sung by Garth Brooks as fictitious rocker, Chris Gaines,
original words & music written by Gordon Kennedy Copyright © 1999.

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Sam - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
You shouldn't talk about your wife that way!!!
Sandy Clara - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Heavy duty. 5's.
Jo Darcy - November 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey, I know that song. Didn't realize too many other people did. Thought it was highly despised & rejected by mainstream country. Too radical a departure? Great album, really. Great song. Great parody.

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