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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Gettin' Up Till The Sun Goes Down"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Goin' Down Till The Sun Comes Up"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Gettin' Up Till The Sun Goes Down"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Two AM - Saturday evenin'
Left the bar bobbin' and weavin'
Still can hear that bar band jammin'
At the traffic light - brakes slammin'
Hatin' to be waitin for the red to turn to green to go
Struck out with the women - so I'm hopin' I can find a ho
Oops, I see a cop car - my mind screams a warnin'
Know I'd better keep a cool head
Don't need ticketed this mornin'

Cruisin' past the park to main street
At wee time it's such a plain street
And tho' I'm anticipatin'
By the stop sign, no chicks waitin'
Grab a snack from Mac's..
And in the parkin' lot I hear a honk
I look up and it's sweet Darlene,
Friend with benefits - Kazonk!
Drive out by the train tracks and sly park lover's lane
Our spot we hang out without doubt
While Darlene fries my brain..

Ain't gettin' up till the sun goes down
Last night, with two coats, I painted town,
Tripped around the world in my Vicky Crown
Ain't gettin' up till the sun goes down...

Don't even hear neighbors yellin'
Crazy Herb, or loudmouth Helen
On the floor's, hangin' my clothing
Closet's a chore I'm loathing
Up a minute gotta' pee
Then back to bed, Redneck zom-bie
Second's later I'm back snorin'
Choosin' fun from dreams I'm storin'

Ain't gettin' up till the sun goes down
Last night, with two coats, I painted town,
Tripped around the world in my Vicky Crown
Ain't gettin' up till the sun goes down..

Six pm, missed church Sunday
Ain't no workin' until Monday
The cats are out, the dog is fed
When they saw me, all bedbugs fled
Right arm is sore from elbow bends
Plenty time to get some mends
Then I hear her loud yell, "CLEM!!!"
"Mom, it's just three pm.."

Ain't gettin' up till the sun goes down
Last night, with two coats, I painted town,
Tripped around the world in my Vicky Crown
Ain't gettin' up till the sun goes down

(Mom...let go a' my ear...)

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Rebekah Dub - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm quite a night owl myself. =) 5's.
Barry J. Mitchel - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
It depends on what the meanings of "up all night" are; I think you meant both.
You brought back memories of my 1955 Ford Crown Victoria hardtop coupe, bought while I roomed with 3 other GM 1958 summer hires who ridiculed it.
Andria - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Great as always, AFW. I'm a night owl myself (used to hang out in bars and nightclubs every Friday, Saturday and Sunday night until a few years ago and still do during the summertime), and am often on the internet until midnight even now. I can't say I've ever owned a Crown Victoria (I did have an LTD II for a couple months in 2003 until it got rear-ended). 5s.
AFW - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rebekah...Thanks, Barry, sounds like a great car...and thanks, Andria...I stay up late, at home, also..
NorCalCougaress - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I like this, Sir L'aire de Farce, Mighty dukeoEdge! It has a Glen Campbell-esque feel to it . . . Wichita Lineman
AFW - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
You're as faithful as the Sun...and always with cool comments

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