I wrote this parody as an April Fools Day gift for a friend of mine who is really into a nifty little car made back in the 1960s by Chevrolet, called a Corvair. All of the information about the model years, technical aspects and all that were provided by my friend. *"'60 to six-nine": The Chevrolet Corvair was manufactured from 1960 to 1969. *"Corvan": The early-1960s competitor to the Volkswagen Bus, which eventually turned into what we now just call a Chevy van after the motor was moved up front and it was redesigned several times over. *"The book": "Unsafe at any Speed" by Ralph Nader (the book that took the Corvair off the market. *"Flat-six": A six-cylinder engine with horizontal cylinders. Porsche refined the design into their current engine. "Lethal axles in the back": The faulty rear suspension design of the Corvair was what prompted Mr. Nader to write "Unsafe at any Speed" along with other problems like the whole car being flimsy and an outright death trap. "Frontal engines": The Corvair had its engine in back like a Volkswagen or a Porsche.