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Song Parodies -> "#1 Simp."

Original Song Title:

"#1 Crush"

Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"#1 Simp."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

I'm a simp for you.
I obsesss over you.
I will snuggle with you.
I won't let rest until your heart is mine.

I will adore all of you.
I will feed off of you.
I don't play the victim, no no sir.
I don't ask for praise.
I only desire you and praise you.
I will slay for you.
I will maim for you.

I will take a soul and claim it.
Give it all to you.

Now I hear your cries, your moans that mock me.
You think you know better but you don't.
I will make you love me.
I will make you sympathize with me.
You will hurt my foes for me.
Massage my toes for me.

I will break you apart if you disobey.
You won't ever hide from me.
I will follow you.
In your dreams I will be haunting you.
I will force you to accept your fate until you'll see.
That you really meant to be with me.

Give you all the hits i'm claiming.
Take away the good life you had.
You will admire me, you will want me.
And you will be a simp who wants more.

I will simp for you, you must be a simp for me.
I will play with you, you will play for me.
I will claim all of you.
Because you're mine, it's true.
I'll take your life, i'll take your body.
I'll take your everything.

Because i'd take you down.
I'd write your name in blood.
I'm stuck to you, you're stuck to me.
You're now a part of me.
And you're not leaving now.
I'm yandere-ing you.
I am a simp for you.

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