Song Parodies -> "Never Happy With The Trains"

Original Song Title:

"Only Happy When It Rains"

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Original Performer:

"Never Happy With The Trains"

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The Lyrics

I'm never happy with the trains
I'm only travelling and I'm frustrated
A free cup of coffees appreciated
I'm never happy with the trains
I used to think British Rail were this bad
Privatisations only made me sad
I'm never happy with the trains

Travel to London town, Travel to London town and see
Travel to London town, Travel to London town and see

I'm never happy with the trains
I thought transport couldn't go that wrong
But now my journey's taking twice as long
I'm never happy with the trains

We're always left out in the dark
The information screen has just gone black
It's not an excuse it's a bus I lack
I'm never happy with the trains
The 5:15 comes in at 8:02
The network it's officially screwed
I'm never happy with the trains

Travel to London town, Travel to London town and see
Travel to London town, Travel to London town and see
Travel to London town, Travel to London town and see
You can get me a taxi and you can pay the fare

I'm never happy with the trains
Privatisation is the new obsession
I hope the government has learned its lesson
I'm never happy with the trains

Travel to London town and see

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