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Song Parodies -> "Not Too Happy With My Apps"

Original Song Title:

"Only Happy When It Rains"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"Not Too Happy With My Apps"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

No phones, pads, computers, interfaces or undeserved trade marks were harmed during the making of this parody - and in the name of artistic licence all the app names are made up (or so I think because when I tried some googling just to make sure I quickly realised that what's out there can be many times worse than anything I've been able to come up with on my screen).

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I'm not too happy with my apps
I'm not too happy with My Pics Dilated
And though I paid once to have it updated
I'm not too happy with that app
I've grown to loathe the cheap ones on my pad
Why'd I pay to see The Pope Cross-Clad?
I'm not too happy with that app

When connection goes down
Watch my mid finger on delete!
When connection goes down
Watch my mid finger on delete!

I'm not too happy with my apps
I will no more send voice through Nasal Twang
I'll cop out of FCC Drinking Songs
I'm not too happy with those apps

I have a Strippers In The Dark
I have Nevada's Flood & Shark Attack
It's like a warning or alert for that
I'm not too happy with those apps
I'll have a presage that my Find A Ewe
Will raise complaints among some farmers too
I'm not too happy with that app

When connection goes down (Watch my finger)
Watch my mid finger on delete! (Watch my finger)
When connection goes down (Watch my finger)
Watch my mid finger on delete! (Watch my finger)
When connection goes down (Watch my finger)
Watch my mid finger on delete! (Watch my finger)
When connection goes down (Watch my finger)

I will hit so hard that key
That long gone's my Word Square

I'm not too happy with my apps
I'm more than bored with Facebook's ad aggression
I plan too soon make a bad app secession
I'm not too happy with my apps

(Get Emergency Rhymes For Free)
I think my Gramp does better rap
(Find A Ginger Tarts Bakery)
I've not been lucky with that map
(Find The Roots Of Your Family Tree)
No-one is happy with that app
(Pimp Your Parenting Skills With Wii)
It's worse than Farmville, it's just crap

Why's my forefinger on repeat?
Why's my forefinger on repeat?
Why's my forefinger on repeat?
Why's my forefinger on repeat?
Why's my forefinger on repeat?
Why's my forefinger on repeat?
© Peter Andersson. ;-)

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Matthias - April 29, 2013 - Report this comment
An app-propriate parody!!! You know Chucky should make an Amiright app.
Matthias - May 10, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM)- You know I still like this one and "Find The Roots Of Your Family Tree" is actually a web site that I see a lot of commercials for: Generocity.com or something along those lines.
Abbott Skelding - May 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Great OS and great spoof to go along with it. I personally don't have a smart phone, just a simple phone to call and text...that's all I need. Thanks for solidifying my decision haha
Peter Andersson - May 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Abbott! Maybe you'll be surprised to know that I don't have a smart phone too, and that I'm not even on Facebook! People around me do though, and they are, so that's how I've been able to come up with inspiration for this parody! :-)
Glen S - May 28, 2013 - Report this comment
A man who's smarter than his smartphone, I like it. Great jabs at the saturated 'apps' market Peter. Really enjoyed this one.
Max Power - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Remember when they test their products on the consumers? Wait, they still do...never really get the big deal about Facebook though.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The only app I'd want on my phone is Notepad, so I can write down parody ideas when I'm on the go. Very enjoyable parody here, 555!

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